I’m just a bird man

Poor thing. I’ve spotted a few near my house. One was eating roadkill and I stopped and just looked at it. They are a sight to see.

Me, unprompted multiple times a year:

Did you know the iconic eagle cry is actually a red tailed hawk 🤓

Also as ubiquitous as it is, the red tail hawk cry is still one of the coolest bird calls.

The most based thing in quite a while.

He has a pretty famous anti-war video that gets recirculated a lot.

Jonathan didn’t find it funny, I’m being told.

I turned on the Trump speech hoping he’d say something significant. Instead he’s just saying his usual nonsense. He just said we are a country with no inflation! I don’t think I have ever hated someone so much in my life. My prime directive is to see this motherfucker die.

Worst society of all time?

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/worlds-oldest-known-land-animal-jonathan-the-tortoise-still-alive-at-nearly-200/ar-AA1ZWbsK

He may still be alive

I was really hoping Satanyahu was actually dead.

This is like shit people would write on LiveJournal after they got dumped.

Literally the future trots want.

Hot take but I don’t think they would have. Democrats are more about wars that go under the radar and can be spun as ‘humanitarian’. Most libs didn’t even think about Libya.

Iran has always been the ‘one day’ war, meaning most administrations would talk about it but wouldn’t dare touch that hornets nest.

Trump 2 represents a distinct shift in US policy. There are no voices in the administration that are tethered to reality.

That shit is so crazy to me. People just uncritically saying ‘30k dead!!!’. The US and Israel have carpet bombed the country for a month and there around 2k dead from it. I’m not trying to minimize the deaths but you think that would throw off some red flags.

I literally talked to this friend a few months ago about reading and he just said he was thinking of reading Harry Potter again.

Maybe Trump thinks they can get radiated and turn into super soldiers?

I know several people who are my age or older who have basically only read Harry Potter.

The first ones came out when I was in middle school. I remember hearing about them a lot. I had some friends that read them. They are still huge Harry Potter dorks.

I’m proud to say I have never read the books or seen any of the movies. And I’m over 40.

He looks like Seth Rogan mixed with Rodney Dangerfield. Which is crazy considering he is one of the biggest war criminals on earth.