Miss you big tortoise
The actual vet who cares for Jonathon said not only is this false but this Twitter phony impersonating him is asking for crypto donations. Booooo! https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2026/04/01/jonathan-oldest-tortoise-dies-st-helena/89424376007/
damn, really?
RIP to a real one. They don’t make em like that anymore.
Apparently not really? Lol
Yeah I was just talking to one of my kids about it and she mentioned that whoever the actual veterinarian is, does not have social media, and says that Jonathan is still doing well.
Im glad to hear that, honestly. I hope Jonathan outlasts 2026. He is too pure.
April fools…
i fucking hate april fools day
The world has lost its oldest, largest, dryest boy. :'(
Jonathan still lives and will likely outlive all of us

His parents knew Napoleon
Rest in peace old man o7
OOP is an imposter and the tortoise is still alive.
Wtf

rip king











