Eh-I

What qualifications will they have?

Orange lips

That’s the spirit!

You shame your ancestors with your garbage instance!

Oh, wait until the next federation drama.

“The sh.itjust.works guys are mad at the lemmy.ml guys and might declare that lemmy.world is their new BFF and defederate the lemmy.zip guys.”

I think Jeff Bozo will be OK, lol

On the forehead? They’re not trying to be Nazis, they’re trying to be Imperial Japan in China… and Korea… and the Philippines… and this place!

I’m pretty sure it’s satire.

But…

Sorry Gen X, we’re doing what you should’ve done decades ago…

We were always building rollercoasters that ended in brick walls or busy foot-paths. Did you play the Rollercoaster Tycoon?

I bet your Sims are all properly cared for too. 🏊-🪜=🪦

Ask Yoko

No no no, the free water is for the data centers. We get the expensive water with stuff floating in it, along with a high-usage fee for using the water while we’re at home in the evenings when the data centers need it most.

Was any of the water hot, or heated at any point? Tsk tsk tsk, that’s a hot water fee.

I wonder what he’ll say.

The Times was like, “this is our guy,” and published him.

Hmm… Maybe they should make people feeders.

But then there’ll be a shortage and the prices will start to rise an then nobody will be able to affo-😂😂😂

jk eat shit nvidia

To the idiot that downvoted

I AM SPARTICUS!

I stopped going, time and money

And look how curvy they are. How is he going to stick that in his butt?

It’s logarithmic, 20 points for crashing a SpaceX rocket into a data center.

Not like that though.

He drives a hi-lo in the warehouse. 👍

A single centralized warehouse for physical media

Sure, once you remove all historical context. Wait, are you Grok?