It’s a lyric from an Abba song, “Can you hear the drums, Fernando?”.

At the very least, a lie of omission. He could’ve corrected you.

Thank you for the clarification.

Let’s hope they’re never on fire, then.

Introverts unite… online. Separately.

As you see, he has moustache to spare!

Yes, but this guy is even MORE French.

Just looks like working smarter, not harder to me.

Yes, it’s very meta.

Good work, little buddy!

Apparently, not so much!

Eyyyy! I got mine for $3 from a garage sale. I buy toner every couple of years.

That looks amazing!

They’re all over the place, but here’s an Instagram account that posts original raccoon memes: https://instagram.com/nocturnaltrashposts?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

“We’ve tried nothin’ and we’re all out of ideas!”

Do you need a cookie?

Sure, but I’m tired from being up too early lol.

If I go to sleep early, I just lie there until it’s my usual sleep time. My body is very stubborn about it.

It’s pretty big, and due to budget and being carless, it will need to be dug by hand. Peat isn’t something I’ve seen where I am, are there other alternatives? Currently I’ve dug out all but the biggest plants and I’ve turned it into a compost pile (food scraps, coffee grounds, grass clippings). I figured I’d let that do It’s thing for a few months, then dig it in and add amendments. Gypsum and lime keep being mentioned, so probably those and some blood and bone or similar. I want to grow veggies and herbs there if it’s possible after all that.

I can get some products delivered from Amazon, if they sell useful amendments. Perhaps manure as well? I’ve gotten so much different advice, I feel like I’m just throwing everything at it lol. Doing something about the clay will make it infinitely easier to dig though.

I need to do some googling to understand exactly what that means, thank you for the info. That garden bed is just so bloody dense, with random lumps of clay and constantly damp.