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Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

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Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • ivanafterall@kbin.social
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    He doesn’t even realize he’s dead. :(

    • einlander@lemmy.world
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      He woke up dead.

      • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM
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        I Woke Up Early the Day I Died

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      When youre killed, you lose a very big part of your life

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    Any chance he’s lying tho?

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      Maybe Charles was telling the truth, but the reporter missed the fact that Charles was, in fact, a ghost.

      I say fire the reporter.

    • 🔍🦘🛎@lemmy.world
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      Man identified as Oregon man identified man as not the man previously identified as Oregon man

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      What, like, for tax purposes?

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    Fun fact I have seen both a story that someone in Romania was told they were legally dead dispite being to in the room to actively dispute the case. And a story from new Orleans where the morgue said they didn’t have someone that they had

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      It’s apparently very hard to solve such an issue since there’s no procedures in place for reversing a death certificate. Wonder what the implications for the legally-undead person were, like when they actually kick the bucket, will they cause another issue with the inability of the system to have somebody dead twice? Did the initial “death” trigger any inheritance laws and other such things, I wonder?

      edit: Is that person legally stateless now so able to claim citizenship from states that offer such to stateless people?

      • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldBanned
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        Wait, so Dracula was all about an unfortunate legal oversight?

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          800 years ago: Them: Do you confirm you are Dracula? Dracula: Yes. Here is my ID. Them: Says here you are dead. D: Umm. I am not. Th: And you murdered 10,000 people. D: Whuu…I what? And how many? Th: And impaled them on the highway between your castle and the enemy camp? D: Enemy? Castle? I live in a village by the lake…wait. Impaled? Are you mental? Th: Also, you drink the blood of your enemies. Out of a cup made from the freshly severed head of an enemy courier… D: wft? Who are you people? My vegetarian stomach wants to evacuate. The rest of me, too.

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    deleted by creator

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      Well, it’d be awkward if he was a ghost. Best to check.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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      He couldn’t discount it wasn’t a future or past version of himself that had died until he looked for himself.

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  • JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Idk man sounds kinda sketchy he might be lying.

  • ℛ𝒶𝓋ℯ𝓃@pawb.social
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    In this case I’d be so tempted to pretend to be a relative, give the body a positive ID, and do whatever the heck I want as a ghost lol. Just get a fake ID etc.

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    So this is what it would be like trying to get a refund from a suicide booth

    “Can you send a screen shot of you not being dead?”

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    Real story

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