Is this better?

https://ibb.co/LdXfQKg

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Happy cake day you crybaby removed!

Wouldn’t the wires just run around the circumference to prevent cutting the thing off? I’ve never seen one up close but I’d imagine they would have to if it’s anything like a wristwatch band or a miniature belt.

Maybe I’m just cynical but I’m choosing to read this as top-tier trolling. I’m too burned out at this point in life to let myself believe otherwise. I could go through their profile and find out but I’m not taking the risk of bursting my own bubble. Besides, it’s not worth what little energy I have, and in about thirty seconds, I’m going to forget this whole post even exists.

I love being alone and I wouldn’t want a huge place either. I can keep my thermostat at 61°F/16°C all winter in the evenings and stay nice and toasty on my heated mattress pad next to my dogs. It keeps the gas bill to a minimum even in a colder climate in a house with 100-year-old windows.

Jokes aside, it’s the pain of dying that’s scary, not the idea of being dead.

I block traffic to their domain on my firewall.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/trying-to-hold-a-fart-next-to-a-cute-girl-in-class

I’m writing a musical about puns.

It’s a play on words.

Honestly, yes. Vim scary.

🤯

Oh thanks, that clears it up completely.

I wouldn’t be so sure…

Safe travels!

I know, right? I want an explanation so badly.

Seriously, though… Is there some fractal geometry to the way our neurons are interconnected/communicating that’s responsible for producing the kinds of visuals we see under the influence of certain substances? Or do we still have way too much to learn about the brain before we answer questions like that?

Seems only fair since I’ve been eating them my entire life.

I meant the quotation mark characters themselves. Is it a regional thing that I’m not familiar with as a dumb American? It’s just that I usually see them written like “this” instead of „this“.