Or just drive off. If you rise to every barb, you’re almost definitely going to end up with a severely painful, chronic erection. Getting shot or run over is also on the table.

I could just tell you what he’d do. He’d lie. Instantly. And poorly. And then when he’s called out, he’ll say the other party is small and unimportant. He’s done this too consistently.

He’s not, this is some other guy. His knuckles don’t say “ms13” in arial narrow.

Curly, shoestring, sweet potato. The rest are unappetizing, either too greasy to bear or not crunchy enough. Swap hash browns in for onion rings and we have a contender.

I think I’m blocking the news communities for a while for my mental health. See you guys at the rallies and then the purges!

Two things can be true at the same time. But I’ll dispute that this is citizen citrus’s fault. European appeasement created the enemy they’re currently facing. Particularly merkel’s germany.

Trump is a swindler who is currently swindling. Europe is a militarily complacent economic bloc wholly dependent on the US. Frankly, this is a terrible, short sighted move, as this removes US military leverage, but it’s a very Trump move.

Right wingers fucking wish they could shitpost this hard.

Only time I’ve seen an ethical love potion plot was a cute little comic featuring a couple looking to spice things up due to mutual boredom. They split a love potion, but neither changed their behavior. Both remained bored together, but with slight, visible smiles.

Just read the article, and did it feel as though it was written by 3 different people to anyone else?

But anyway, the EU undeniably needed to spend more on their collective militaries with a hostile, expansionist neighbor on their doorstep. This is literally one of two things that Trump has been right about in his lifetime.

What a bizarre thing to censor. Surely they could just disprove the bits that were untrue, rather than enforcing groupthink. Countries aren’t your friend.

But mind the allure of the trash piles, with their sleek chrome and opulent velvet. Lest you become what you rail against

How do you even find something to play? That’s enough options that I’d get lost in the search, leave, come back later, and repeat.

Anyone else just like… sighing a lot these days?

Moreover, they can give birth to live young. Live young that are, as you said, pregnant. Pregnant with live, pregnant young. They’re a veritable Russian nesting doll. My loathing for these parthenogenic little fucks cannot be overstated.

Pic’s very probably older than some users here, much less AI

4chan’s unique mix of garbage and treasure, subversion and trope adherence offers intrinsic value to all of its stories. Until you reach the last line, you can never be certain where it will go.

But more than that, this is some misanthropic kid’s attempt at connecting to a wider audience, regardless of outcome or response. They’re a newborn, stretching out their fingers for the first time, freshly experiencing existence in an eclectic space that accepts all comers with near-equal ambient hostility. But yeah, this was a waste of time to read. And that’s probably what they were going for.

It did all that I needed it to do, which was remove the New York post and uk tabloids from my feed. They disappeared for the duration of the source checker, then returned in force for a long while after it was removed. And now they’re gone again and I don’t know why, but I’m not looking a gift horse in the mouth.

Why is it humbling? The US and EU actively hindered EV development when they weren’t ignoring it entirely. Put this man back in preschool so he can learn cause and effect, because this is nonsense. Or he’s lying for any number of reasons, which is my guess.

Aphids are borderline mindless, their chief strategy is simply breeding more aphids. I’ve gleefully spectated ladybugs devouring dozens of aphids, and not a single one responded in any way. Tiny dead idiots.

You might be on the right track, but I’m still struggling.

Those are the most likely instances to believe in conspiracy theories. Spent a few minutes confirming as much via upvote tallies. I didn’t realize how badly lopsided it was, until now.