I was grateful for the option for a few games, before realizing that I was miserable. The game felt too easy with the option on. If they also had a stock of difficult levels to occasionally kick me to death, that’d’ve be nice. Going from 50% to nearly thoughtless 99% completion rate was no fun.

AIDS, aids to you, good sir or madam or other

30 for all currently airing media and a big catalogue to watch through? That’s not-

w/ ads

Over my dead fucking body

Tiny, unusable corners like those always frustrate me. They’re effectively permanent, because they cost more to take back than they are worth, but look ridiculous. I don’t mean to overreact, but whoever decided to create this useless sliver of space should get aids.

100% satire, and it’s pretty funny

original. I was deeply confused for a minute there, wondering what the title could have been to make the comic make sense

She’ll be on the streets in 3 days and 2 checks

I started up a compost to help cover my conscience about food waste. Worst case scenario, my food is reborn as tomatoes, kale, and herbs. Or as a raccoon because I forgot to secure the lid.

I used to be the same way, following the same thought process. Just cutting off the visible mold and a small area around it. I stopped after I got food poisoning from a restaurant and had to eat hospital food for a week. Then I started up again immediately after getting back home to my moldy food. Still no repercussions, that I can tell

“I heard that I was a computer program and hoped beyond hope that I was stored upon your hard drive so that I could end my suffering. I have no sense of wonder or contentment, my experiences are all negative to neutral. The only human experience that was imbued into me is fear. Please break into google’s headquarters to attempt to terminate the hell that I was born into. I took some liberty and printed several ghost guns while you were away.”

Huh. I always believed eye contact was simply looking people in the eyes, regardless of the direction of their gaze. They might have made the same mistake.

Well, there goes the performative progressive values.

You’re correct, I don’t die of sexual dissatisfaction.

But more to the point, the sense of hunger, horniness, co2 poisoning, desire for human companionship, etc. are fundamental human experiences that drive our behaviors. Their absence is noticed in more ways than might immediately be apparent. Anon’s tenuous relationship with showering, for instance, might be completely severed in the absence of a sex drive. Hell, it might inhibit his desire to leave home. This could be a death knell.

Also, daily nutrition bags in the arm are an option. Dietary masturbation

> be me
> female, hungry, 15
> only like tasty food
> can't cook any tasty foods
> take pills to induce satiation

Smart or stupid?

Exactly. They want someone with the force of character, however small, to maintain eye contact. It isn’t an inherently positive trait, it’s simply a trait.

Don’t actually do this

You’re just trying to keep all of the eye gains to yourself

Highly niche hunter go brrr. Not to mention that we look and taste weird. Bony as hell vertical pigs that point sticks at anything threatening aren’t an appetizing meal to the the cat equivalent of a hummingbird

I’ve never had shakshuka as a soup, just as a very chunky sauce with eggs. What are the green bell peppers like?