This joke is about, how dog owners don’t speak out trigger words, when talking to other humans, to not over agitate their dog.

Mary: “Hey Sam, how about we go take a …”

Sam: “Pssshhht, don’t say it!”

Mary: “Ah ok. I meant we take a W. A. L. K. later on”

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Who hurt you so much?

No need to tell a random dude what he should or shouldn’t do. :p

Where did I mention toxicity or a fatal dose of THC?

Or if you decide to take other drugs that night. You don’t want to mix alcohol with THC for example.

5. Upload the file here.

5. Open a new Word document, embed the scanned image

6. Print as PDF

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Sure, throw them away. But you also won’t get back your

€0.15 (12p) per can and €0.25 per plastic bottle

you pay on top for every beverage (canned or in plastic).

Here we are doing it for so long, I don’t remember when we introduced this system and I can say:

• Trash on the streets reduced by a whole lot
• It just became a part of our shopping routine.

I’m pretty sure, you will find the necessary energy and time.

Rickey Rat

In this new wave of memes, people tend to confuse music genres. We should call the police on them.

OK, next step would be stopping your stupid immune system attacking your β-cells.

Okay, folks, listen, listen, it’s, it’s very simple, okay? People are talking, they’re saying, ‘Mr. Trump, the murder rate, it’s too low, it’s not what it used to be.’ And you know what? I agree. We used to have, back in the day — oh, the 70s, maybe the 80s, beautiful times, really tremendous times — we had so much, so much happening, people, and now… now, it’s just… nothing! Boring! What happened? Where did the murders go? I don’t know. Nobody knows. But when I’m elected, folks, let me tell you, we’re gonna bring them back. Big time.

Now, now, people say, ‘Oh, Mr. Trump, why do you want more murders?’ And let me tell you something: it’s about jobs, okay? People don’t think about that. Murders? They need investigation. Cops? Gotta hire more cops. Jobs! Economy! It’s all connected, folks. Big brain stuff. Nobody thinks like me. And, and the murderers, some of them, very fine people, they need work too. They’re out of work. We’re gonna put 'em back in business, folks. You’ll see.

So vote for me, we’re gonna do some, some tremendous things. More murders, more greatness, everyone wins. Except the people who get, uh, you know, but that’s okay, that’s okay. It’ll be, um, it’ll be something.

So when you go to vote, remember: a vote for me is a vote for… well, let’s just say you’ll want to lock your doors. But it’ll be huge.

Thank you, good night, and God bless hamburgers!

But but but the immigrants!!! They took our pets!

There are figures that suggest a different picture, but hardly anyone knows them. In 2013, the former Schwyz public prosecutor Lorenz Müller wrote a “behavioral analysis of serial arsonists”. Based on a survey of German-speaking Swiss cantons, he examined 19 series of fires with a total of 21 perpetrators. Of these 21, three were current and one were former firefighters - their share was therefore just under 20 percent. Müller’s conclusion: the firefighter as arsonist is not “such an unjustified cliché” after all.

translated paragraph from https://www.nzz.ch/gesellschaft/loeschen-was-der-kollege-angezuendet-hat-ld.1815687

There were many arsonists who were actually firefighters:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firefighter_arson

Those indeed came back to the scene.

It depends on the pasta (form, freshness, self-made… etc). Some has to be stirred 3-4 times others just once, in my experience.

I add both oil and salt in the very beginning, because there’s no reason to not do that.

If you really like to impregnate your pasta, so that it won’t absorb your sauce (or less well), then you are right about the there-is-no-reason-part in your answer.

Oh, it’s called a porn site scandal, not a racist slavery support scandal?

Hi Speedy Jules!