Required reading for our flat earth friends

Keep going 💪 You’re doing great.

Can relate: Got really fat during my 20s and now I’m losing it all 👍

In a town of 370 people? How many cars were on the road? 3?

See you on the otter side 👌

I’m a driving instructor. One of my learners passed last week without a single fault 🤘 absolute legend she is.

Not unless it’s your fetish

Yes. Tagging works. Always happy to help, comrade 🫡

Perhaps creative censorship would work better on these sites. Have a bloody butthole for an O if you can’t post the actual word. 🤷‍♂️

Of course it means nothing to us. To them it’s like getting high score in the arcade - they all want their name and number at the top and will happily shit on anyone below them.

I was talking about doing this the other day. I’ve started doing it like this because it’s more obvious it’s been uncensored:

Braid them

What if I use Don’t Stop (Wiggle Wiggle) by The Outhere Brothers?

https://youtu.be/7tr_H6jBEiE

(Sorry I don’t use pipe tube and stuff. I’m working on it)

Fuck grandpa Joe

Even my girlfriend, who doesn’t really do politics, turned to me and said “but surely Putin then just goes after his next target like Hitler did”

It’s pretty telling when someone who struggles with politics in general understands it better than a guy who spent time in Afghanistan.

Fine dining and all that 👌

Had a friend an acquaintance of mine say that this wouldn’t happen because “Trump hates China so he’ll defend Taiwan” He’ll also “support Israel so Iran won’t get so uppity!” He also believes that whilst Ukraine is probably fucked, at least the war will be over.

That’s nice, isn’t it?

This actually reads less like an aneurysm, more like someone using the sentence structure of their mothertongue and translating each word individually into English.

I mean, with a smaller TV and a bracket that supports a 70" flatscreen… could work! …right?

A little less news consumption, a little more dank memes, please

All this aggravation’s from propaganda machines

A little more chill, a little less fear

A little more weed, a little less beer

Close the news and open lofi girl and you’ll be less unhappy.

👍

About 3 or 4 inches to the right, I think is what’s being implied here.