Getting shot for the crime of someone else jumping a turnstile, classic
Those damn juicy Advent burgers
I’m guessing that they are moving to 5 days in office. My wife works for an Amazon subsidiary and that’s what they have to do now. They were on 3 days before
All of my brothers in arms are now the mindless undead, bound to their armor… help?
Oops I did it again
Tony hawk pro tax accountant
I was wrong, and happy to be so now.
This better not be a legal alien
I don’t want to nap
The joke is too old for him
Doors and corners kid
Not if it’s plugged into a peripheral hub
He’s the fresh faced ingenue mogul, new to the the social media scene
Le enlightened apolitical centrist
Off to reclaim the Tears of All Oceans
I’m so hungry I could eat a whale!
Most moral army in the world
He would have been evicted from his dad’s properties