Soon all the scammers will be replaced with AI, and we’ll just have AIs calling AIs all day long.

What’s the use case for those pliers anyways? Seems more unwieldy than a single one and I can’t imagine you could use both heads at once.

That only works like 50% of the time though!

Technically solar panels are only ~20% efficient, but there’s also virtually unlimited sun so it doesn’t really matter.

Maybe they were talking about the 2016 election? He got about 63M votes then.

we should live die there

Inhales pure ozone.

You’d notice if it happened on/near your retina, it was very dark, and you were paying attention. Other than that I don’t think you’re going to notice.

Spaghettification is completely independent of relativistic effects; it just has to do with the gravitational gradient near a very massive body. An object near a massive body experiences more gravity on its “near end” than its “far end” which causes a stretching force. This does mean that spaghettification would be noticeable, and likely very uncomfortable as you’re ripped apart by extreme forces.

tips fedora

You look like you’re thermal throttling, let me squirt some of my thermal paste inside you to help cool you down.

Technically we can, it’s just so expensive as to be completely out of the question.

Time to start eating bacteria now, I guess.

We grow flawless crystals, slice them into perfect disks, engrave billions of arcane runes onto them with magical potions and rays of light, animate them with lightning, and make them do our bidding.

And then we give them an “intelligence” that can’t even count the Rs in strawberry…

A white cis male completely lacking empathy, to be more specific.

In Minecraft where you can take a few arrows to the face, no. In real life? Absolutely.

But what if it has a bow and arrows? Minecraft skeletons are terrifying.

Better to learn something new than to stay in a hole of ignorance because I can’t accept I’m wrong.

The eclipses weren’t even all that exciting. :(

I’m not supposed to share this but I work in the Jewish space laser division and I can tell you that the weather control is actually done with other, invisible Jewish space lasers.