Yeah, I’d work 995 if…

1. I was being paid twice as much as I am now
2. Breakfast, lunch, and dinner are provided.
3. You have someone who can do all my chores and errands before I get home.

There’s not enough money you could give me could make up for having Saturday off.

ALAB

Unfortunately for cats, if I’m at a party, my autistic ass is seeking them out.

We still have traditional slavery in prisons.

Cries in VR games.

Tech was marketed as a tool that would help free us, but it just turned us into a cyberpunk civilization.

Lucky, mine just screams at me for greenies/attention.

The only bad side effect for me is that if I have anxiety, then it can make the anxiety worse.

I thought removing distractions would help too. But even with no distractions, attending a meeting feels like I’m listening to a radio while driving between states.

Hell yeah, I’m trying to turn my skin blue.

I so think I can help everyone focus to an extent, but for NT’s the side effects are usually not worth the trade off, whereas if you have ADHD, you may choose to take the side effects for the benefit of the medication.

Breakfast of champions