CelloMike
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CelloMike@startrek.websiteto [Migrated, see pinned post] Casual Conversation @lemm.ee•Whats your stupidest joke?English31·7 months agoWhat’s brown and sticky?
A stick
Ahhh les petites cellules grises 🧠
CelloMike@startrek.websiteto Science Memes@mander.xyz•Real ones will recognise this moleculeEnglish13·7 months agoLed me to this wonderful list
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_chemical_compounds_with_unusual_names
CelloMike@startrek.websiteto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•How did you hurt yourself in a very stupid way?English26·7 months agoWhen I was about 4, I was jumping on the sofa, back and forth from one arm to the other (because the middle was lava, obviously)
Misjudged it and ended up going headfirst off the end into a china cabinet next to it, glass doors and all - I ended up missing the first month of school, 32 stitches and basically half a Glasgow smile to show for it, I’m told it looks very cool
“Clarence, I have a slight headache”
“Me too, Geoffrey”
Conversely, spotted this recently
CelloMike@startrek.websiteto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Those who live outside Europe. What are things Europeans are not ready to hear.English8·7 months agoNGL I kinda forgot about rugby, fair point
CelloMike@startrek.websiteto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Those who live outside Europe. What are things Europeans are not ready to hear.English806·7 months agoEuropeans: call a game where you kick ball with foot “football”
Americans: call a game where you throw ball with hands “football”
One of these makes more sense to me… :p
CelloMike@startrek.websiteOPto 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•For anyone who grule up in the UK in the 80s or 90s - met a few celebrities todayEnglish3·7 months agoBeaney museum in Canterbury
Why not Zoidberg?
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CelloMike@startrek.websiteto Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk•fridge in the bedroomEnglish11·8 months ago“Okay honey get inside the cuck fridge”
There’s one missing hole, a tiny bit right of the centre of the image
CelloMike@startrek.websiteto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Het Pijnstillersparadijs: Europese Zelfbeheersing vs. Amerikaanse PillenfeestEnglish3·9 months agoIn the UK you can’t even buy that many at once 😆 without a prescription at least - paracetamol and ibuprofen are usually 16 per pack and they don’t let you buy more than one of each
CelloMike@startrek.websiteto Trams, Trolleys and Streetcars@lemmy.blahaj.zone•The Great Orme TramwayEnglish1·9 months agoThis is in Llandudno in Wales - cable hauled tramway up The Great Orme, which is a big coastal promontory hill thing which also has the UK’s longest cable car up it
CelloMike@startrek.websiteto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Hey Lemmings, whats some gibberish that we can say to throw off Machine Learning?32·10 months agoHold the newsreader’s nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.
To use another from the very late 1900s
The years start comin’ and they don’t stop comin’
CelloMike@startrek.websitetoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•What other movies wouldn't work today?English1·11 months agodeleted by creator
CelloMike@startrek.websitetoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•What other movies wouldn't work today?English1405·11 months agoYou couldn’t make Gone With the Wind today because everyone in it has died
CelloMike@startrek.websiteto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What's the one music album you would take on a desert island?2·11 months agoGotta be Mark Knopfler - Sailing to Philadelphia
Atmospheric shot of Whitby Abbey I took on my honeymoon