All I know about bridges is how to sell them, and I have one right now I can guarantee was built by an entirely white construction team. I examined their skull shapes myself. I’ll just need about $80 million, and it’s all yours, Elon.
What you say in the Fediverse echoes everywhere else that is federated. Pick an instance you like and have fun.
Don’t be a part of this domestic infighting. Join the Knights of Chik-fil-A on their Holy Crusade to destroy Chinese food at its very source.
“The problem isn’t we, the Job Creators; it’s you, the people. We have too many people consuming too much energy. The best strategy is to maximize our greenhouse gas emissions over the next couple decades to make the Earth uninhabitable for 99% of all human life. Once you’re all dead, and we’re safely in our island fortress bunkers with our slaves, the Earth can finally begin to heal.”
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Hoping this is part of a larger diplomatic strategy to secure a ceasefire. If Israel actually attacks Rafah, the civilian death toll will be catastrophic, and it will turn allies into enemies.
This is the line that must not be crossed. The civilians retreated to this last point. Attacking it is genocide.
Boeing: Amtrak of the Skies. We’ll probably get you there safely.
“Our company is invested in the dynamic strategy of using people to solve problems. Person Intelligence or PI, as we call it. We know our strategy is out of favor now, but given that it has worked consistently throughout all of human history, we are hopeful for the future.”
Behold the native Internet Tough Guy in his comfortable habitat. From his keyboard, he is a great warrior. His hypothetical contributions to the history of war are legendary.
And both guards fell asleep simultaneously. And no inmate had successfully committed suicide in that facility in over 20 years. And…
Story time: I went to an Iraq War protest back in the day. Some people wandered out of the protest zone and (to be completely fair, I didn’t see what started the altercation) got their asses beat by the cops. One brave kid stood out from the crowd and said, “Come on, guys! We have to help them!” We all looked at each other and were like, “Uh… no.” The brave lad then charged in and promptly got his ass beat by the cops. The war still happened.
Meanwhile, the economy rich people’s yacht money is doing fantastic by every metric.
US Lawmakers aren’t scrambling to do anything but take bribes and engage in insider trading.
“Fuck serenity. George is here for payback.”
How dare anyone impugn the integrity of Weedlord Bonerhitler69? The man stands as a colossus of virtue.
Trump is even worse than Biden on Gaza. I get trying to push Biden to do better, but let’s all keep the truth in mind. The actual truth, not the click bait bullshit horse race covered by the media.
Why give up when you can become a machine of improvement? Focus on improving yourself and nothing else. Disconnect from all this bullshit. Go offline for a month, then reevaluate your decision.
What’s great is that the bank will use that taxpayer money to buy smaller banks that are crashing because of its own bad decisions.
Then it gets even more too big to fail. And even angrier at the single mother who overdrew.
It’s the Circle of Capitalism. It rules us all.
Inside your vagina are two wolves…
Overthrow the tyrants that keep us in chains! Physically occupy residential property en masse and claim squatter’s rights. Bring back crucifixion for white collar criminals on Wall Street. Raid the pharmaceutical industry’s warehouses and distribute medication for free. In Minecraft, of course.