“If I shit ass the fard, I shit with the fard. If the fard ass the shit, I fardass the shit. If the shitass the cum, I cum with that shit. If I cum, I shided.”
-Letters to my Wife, from shidass fart cum prison.
Because if I act incompetent I get better service. You don’t start a call with tech support by telling them all the troubleshooting you’ve already done. You let em read the script, push the sales on you, and then you get the technician in ten minutes rather than an hour.
Welp, I’ve been corrected by a leftist. Time to become racist.
Anyone know where I can find a Harry Potter book set?
This isn’t a joke, if you turn that bottle it says “product of Israel”.
Why would anyone be surprised by Chom Chom being a piece of shit?
He was known as an “Authority of Anarchism” which frankly sounds like a shitpost tagline. I swear, every time there’s a prominent “anarchist” that turns out to be a POS (not the anarchist rapper, that guy’s chill) we have this discourse.
If they are in a position of authority then they are not a real anarchist!
It’s like a vegetarian claiming they care about animals! You don’t care about animals, you just find the aesthetic compelling!
What y’all doin in mcd’s? They boycott’d