It’s a vag not an ass.

It’s not a shoe fucking a sandwich doesn’t wear it out.

You can get amazing nutty flavors from a crust that’s almost burnt it’s my favorite way to bake bread.

Sugar, water.

Dill pickle pasta salad.

Shit’s like crack.

I bet she knows a great recipe for bologna pasta salad.

Side piece?

Nah I’d marry that ass.

Netanyahu endorsed Trump so Trump owes him one.

I bet Harris wouldn’t have endorsed him.

It really matters if people vote and they should vote democrat.

Mountain lions are basically the sexiest cat.

My parent’s friend told me that wind was caused by trees swaying and I looked pretty stupid when I proudly told my class this fact as a high school senior.

Americas would be better off if everyone took civics classes.

That’s a compelling argument.

This behavior of yours is antisocial.

Right now I have a cow, a pig and lamb in my freezer and they were all lovingly raised and when they got to the right age, lovingly butchered to be enjoyed as amazing meals.

You know nothing about me.

Don’t tell me how to live my life.

Imagine going on a cooking community to troll people about eating meat.

Really it’s a sad existence and I feel bad for you.

What’s this have to do with cooking bro?

What are the chances the Chinese are technology savvy enough to figure out it’s a VPN?

Now that’s a shitpost.