Lmao that’s not how any of this works
People buy iPhones bruh
Lmao that’s not how any of this works
People buy iPhones bruh
It’s too hot to commit crime
What if they respond with something twice as bad
Is the current president and former vice president capable of being president… tough question.
Just build ur own os from binary, its barely an inconveniance
Its a referance to a greentext from yesterday
Back in the day, the trick was when you owe the customer, say, 78 cents, you short them a quarter and only give them 53 cents. You still take that quarter out of the till, you just hold it with your pinkie so the cameras cant see it while you hand the rest of the change to the customer. If they notice they got shorted, you just say “oh sorry” and reopen the till to hand them the quarter thats still in your pinkie. But if they dont notice, you just made a quarter. This relies on you being able to memorise who youve shorted and not short the same person multiple times without a long time in between, because then people start to get sus
My uncle went to job core to become a security guard and they oc sprayed him.
Bruh in that photo that cindom coukd fit an apple! What is finland eating???
Haha, divorce bad, domestic abuse charges go brrr
Didn’t rob the kitchen a couple minutes. They did their job. And in this case, they may get to take home extra food that they otherwise wouldn’t have been able to. They literally get paid extra at the resteraunts dime
Does ur dick click up like a switchblade???
Yeah extracting it isnt difficult but putting it back in… i dont think can be done with blades
Yeah, thats what my doctor recommended for me. I just really hate needles
And then theres rh null who cant recieve from anyone basically
Stick em with the pointy end
If that came out it seems like it would kill the idea of federated servers running lemmy
Sounds like former son should adopt not dad
Uh … ai art?