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Cake day: August 17th, 2023

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  • [after putting dog poop in a paper bag and lighting it on fire on Old Man Fuentes’ porch]
    fluxion: Oh my God, Old Man Fuentes hates shit.
    bastion: Shh, here he comes.
    Old Man Fuentes: Who the hell is it? What do you want? Judas Priest, Charlie, it’s one of those flaming bags again.
    Charlie: Don’t put it out with your boots, Nick.
    Old Man Fuentes: Don’t tell me my business, Devil Man. Call the fire department, this one’s outta control.
    [Old Man Fuentes steps on the bag, then lifts up his boot and smells]
    Old Man Fuentes: Eck, poop again.
    fluxion: He called the shit “poop”.
    [fluxion, ShaggySnacks, and bastion laugh hysterically]
    bastion: This is the best night of my life.
    [They continue laughing]
    Old Man Fuentes: I’ll get you damn kids for this. You’re all gonna die.

















  • You should make them pay 1.50 for every plate they didn’t make themselves and someone had to import from another house, refuse to cook or tidy anythingas thats done by immigrants, and point out loudly everything not made in the US.

    “Sorry fam, it’s a $10 a piece for this turkey. Don’t want people thinking they got an easy ride.”

    “Oh you want me to help clean, I charge $20 a hour…Oh you want me to help for free. Isn’t that communism? Aren’t we encouraging people not to pull themselves up from their boot straps.”

    “You want me to leave and never come back? That’s free.”