You only have the rights to your likeness until 70 years after the death of your author (your mom)

Alternatively, your mom starts with the rights, and you never even get them. (unless she sells them to you)

“Sorry kiddo, you took a selfie, so now I’m taking you to court.”

What do you want? “Ave, true to Kaiser?”

First Pokémon in the pokedex of the newest generation when the meme was made?

He’s an onion

The Black Tide series has something similar that they use to clear out zombies. It’s carried by helicopter with the shield protecting upwards, and it makes noise and flashes lights to attract the horde. They drop it off in the middle of an area they want to clear, and then pick it up a few weeks later.

A newt?

Yeah. It’s from the Bible, in Matthew 7:6, so it’s probably found in a lot of other languages too.