I’m gonna shove a pineapple up my cousin’s nose!

Don’t you love how not only is everything so expensive, but they’re also all worse quality 😁

Na. That happens in the bedroom

Edit: why do folks hate innocent questions?

But leave the Mounds Bar

This is very uplifting news! 😄

Oh, uh, wow. I did not know that.

I mean, that’s how I eat chips. Just vore the whole bag. Doesn’t everyone?

Green bananas are better in smoothies imo. Just my preference though. Can’t speak for others.

I feel like this would be one of those “I’m Spartacus” moments

Yeah. I feel like I need to break some bad news to my spouse or something. “Babe, according to this post on Lemmy, we aren’t married”

I did. I appreciate you looking out for us, Crow-friend 🐦‍⬛

Encore! Encore! 👏🐲

Should I set them on fire? Should I roast marshmallows over their smoldering charred remains and make s’mores?

Yes and yes. Did anyone bring any graham crackers. I seem to have left mine in my lair.

Absolute cinema. 🙌 No notes. Etc, etc, etc

And an understatement

It’s a reference to a fan dubbed Yu-Gi-Oh series on Youtube called Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series (YGOTAS). It’s funny af, and if I can find a link to the exact scene I’m referring to, I’ll post it.

(Dragon made a mistake and edited her comment)

“What’s your name, kid?”

“Steve.”

“Fuck that. Your name is Steve now.”