What’s wrong with nuts?

AI has made it worse but these people existed before AI.

But how you know what phone says it you can pay attention or read?

Some guy drove all the way here with a gas grill we had delivered, complaining the whole time he couldn’t get it started and what a pain it was getting it into his truck. I literally hook a propane tank up to it, and then turn the knob to the little 🔥 symbol and hold it there for two seconds till it clicks and the burners ignite.

“Nobody told me to hold it there!”

“Well it works just like a gas stove sir.”

dumbfounded look. “This is too complicated I want my money back.”

There’s also other things like people not being able to figure out where the exit is, despite it being right next to the entrance. Or when I point them to where the bathroom is they literally turn the opposite direction and sprint off that way.

I’m convinced some of them must have spouses or kids who do everything for them. Driving I guess they pull off via muscle memory. But none of them can read signs so idk how they navigate.

People gotta remember that Trump just says shit. The dudes brain is pudding, it’s pure stream of consciousness.

What is Mamdani a Saudi prince now?

I’m not crying or nothing, just saying it sucks for any poor janitor or elevator repair man who was in there. It’s a legit target but I think there were MORE legit targets. Like the pentagon for example.

People have been putting scare quotes around Israel for a while. I don’t think it’s any different than saying “Isn’tReal”

Sorry, my response should have been “another kkkrackkker down!”

Okay but I imagine you even a finance or insurance office has janitors or guys who just swap out toner on the printer. Pretty much every big company does some evil stuff, the only way to not be culpable in something bad is to be unemployed. But there’s a big difference between working for GEICO and Lockheed Martin.

I think space in Manhattan at the time was just cheap as hell cuz overbuild and were buildings were desperate for tenants, so you’d have investment bankers sharing a floor with some charity that sends shoes to Africa.

I’m def not crying any tears over the Pentagon getting hit that’s for sure.

Didn’t the twin towers have a pretty big diversity of organizations renting office space in them? Yeah there was a lot of “Child Destroyer Arms Co.” housed there but they may have also been like “Uncle Bobs Stationary Services”. Fell bad for some schmuck who just did payroll accounting for Uncle Bob.

The Treatlerite Empire has fallen.

Idk who this “Getty Images” guy is but he’s clearly a shotty journalist

Brilliant move sir

Dude if I got double pay for holidays I’d volunteer to work on Christmas Eve and Thanksgiving.

Hot Take: Halloween should be a federal holiday.