The skin tones are getting a lot better. Maybe the next major revision will include lifelike body motions. They’re so close.

The man with literal worm-on-the-brain is going to be in charge of women’s bodies. I mean, of course! This timeline is really turning out to be worse than any “alternate universe” episodes of most sci-fi shows.

Dude, even small dogs can hog some serious space. 4 dogs? I’m surprised there’s any room left for the fucker and his wife. He probably got scratches falling out of bed.

Thanks for ruining play doh! I can never play again!

Get in the front leaning rest and give me 50, private!

This is more of a “you never go full removed” moment

You can’t just print a new one. Technique in any great instrument was a closely guarded secret. Stratavarius is a good example. Sorry the quality isn’t great… Dark for some reason.

Toasty!!!

I wonder if the side effects will include “teeth growing in unusual locations…” beyond the usual nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea of course.

Troll’s gonna troll

This irritates me because it means 1 thing: another excuse for them to jack up toll rates.

You’d think think toll rates would be tied to maintenance costs after it pays for it’s construction, right? Nah, not here. It’s a forever well of money for someone (and not to us tax payers). Don’t drive on it you say? The number of toll roads in North Texas is now so high, you may have a 10 mile radius to the closest interstate.

They just need to centralize the brain in some bullet proof bunker and give it sentience. WCGW?

So many fun possible futures right now. Which one will be our fate?

Either that bacon tastes like gunpowder or that barrel will forever smell like bacon when he shoots it in the future, no matter how much he cleans it (or both). Probably not the most cost effective way to cook bacon.

It makes me sad that we’re still this dumb.

What’s the current Wh/kg average?

It’s because kids are staying home with mom and dad much later and you know how uncomfortable everyone in the room gets when there’s a bang scene.

*The preceding statement was a joke, albeit a bad one. Any similarities to true events are purely coincidental and the author bears no responsibility for any implied or actual hurt feelings.

If the shit fits…

The country: promise the opportunity of a better life

The govt: Be corrupt

You’ve got to switch hit or it ends up like that

If you think the ground game is fake, wait until you get a load of the guy running the entire show!