If I’m not high I’ll need an alibi
deepfryerdan
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deepfryerdan@sh.itjust.worksto
You Should Know@lemmy.world•YSK : If you are american, don't eat meat you bought recently. Don't buy meat this week. As of TODAY, more than 167,000 pounds of meat are recalled 🚨English
2·4 days agoim all for less farty. Farts are only funny when your friends are around
deepfryerdan@sh.itjust.worksto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Massachusetts lesbian bar faces boycott after lifting face mask ruleEnglish
32·5 days agoi wondered the same. seems like that’s a thing with those bars
COVID-era safety norms have been especially prominent in some queer and disabled communities, sometimes creating friction with commercial realities, and online call-out culture can rapidly affect small hospitality businesses.
deepfryerdan@sh.itjust.worksto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•For the longest time I suspected I had a depression, but it turns out it’s not me and everything just really sucks that bad.
9·5 days agocurrently testing out of a new depression med bc the last one stopped working. this one doesnt work so onto my 7th attempt. when do i get to stop trying meds and just kms already without being made to feel like i’m doing something wrong
deepfryerdan@sh.itjust.worksto
Linux@lemmy.world•Konveyor | Scrolling tiling for KDE PlasmaEnglish
2·5 days agoAw man i didnt know that
That Y joint isn’t a real plumbing part, either
deepfryerdan@sh.itjust.worksto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•‘A maelstrom of his own making’: how Ed Sheeran’s tour turned into a full-blown culture warEnglish
15·9 days agoI miss driving a forklift
deepfryerdan@sh.itjust.worksto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•This mess of a keychain I was handed at workEnglish
1·14 days agothat’s kinda funny actually
its the eye contact that gets me
deepfryerdan@sh.itjust.worksto
politics @lemmy.world•Calls for Democrats to be shot go unchallenged at Republican convention
5·15 days agoIt’s run by israel-first douchebags.
deepfryerdan@sh.itjust.worksto
politics @lemmy.world•Calls for Democrats to be shot go unchallenged at Republican convention
44·15 days agoMeanwhile i get banned from bluesky for saying the IDF are just as bad as Hamas
deepfryerdan@sh.itjust.worksto
Femcel Memes@lemmy.blahaj.zone•come on, you can touch it :3English
3·16 days agoI meant assault 🙃
deepfryerdan@sh.itjust.worksto
Femcel Memes@lemmy.blahaj.zone•come on, you can touch it :3English
2·16 days agothat’s how you get an adult charge
deepfryerdan@sh.itjust.worksto
politics @lemmy.world•Gen Z regrets Trump support and is midterm motivated
81·1 month agoi like “hard agree”
deepfryerdan@sh.itjust.workstoHacker News@lemmy.bestiver.se•X sends in the lawyers to shut down open source projectEnglish
4·1 month agoBut then you won’t click it 🙃
deepfryerdan@sh.itjust.worksto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•This camouflaged speed bumpEnglish
7·1 month agoYou’re right, I’m pretty sure we’re all here for some level anonymity.
deepfryerdan@sh.itjust.worksto
Climate Crisis, Biosphere & Societal Collapse@sopuli.xyz•World's oceans hit highest temperature on record as El Niño growsEnglish
14·1 month agoits far too late to make any meaningful impact now. hopefully A/C tech catches up to make space suits that will keep us cool when we scorch the rest if the breathable air
deepfryerdan@sh.itjust.worksto
THE POLICE PROBLEM@lemmy.world•Nebraska school district asks police to stop using shock gloves on studentsEnglish
13·1 month agothis is so, so sad. this crap will only be used nefariously. why would you send your kid to a school that does this?
deepfryerdan@sh.itjust.worksto
Reddit@lemmy.world•Anonymous acces to old.reddit.com now gone for me on all devices.
414·1 month agoWhat is reddit?



The letter from paul to the Corinthians is over hyped