So you’re fine as long as you don’t unseal the leopards.

Why is it 20 now, it used to be 15?

That’s because vending machines aren’t actually paid at all and rely entirely on tips. Little known fact.

It’s a game cartridge for rack servers.

So, potentially, crows could gang up with elephants and whales?

I thought it came from Slashdot, or possibly Usenet…

recorded a collective video appeal in which they reported a violation of their rights

Silly russians, they think they have rights.

Just cool with Cabernet Sauvignon, and you’re also saving lots of water.

Your crisps have dust? How old are they?

Because I can lift my bowl and just push the rest of the food in my mouth. Instead of moving it around with a fork.

I just twist the top off and roll the bottom up, like toothpaste.

Just install any widespread distribution, add Steam. Same thing as SteamOs.

Presidential health coverups have been a very common recurring occurrence all over the world.

Aren’t swifties a brand of cleaning and dusting contraptions?

Don’t they just use another bisphenol variant which basically has the same toxicity problems?

Nor do most cheese

At this point, you ought to just eat the cashews.

“Most of your files are still there.”

Probably.

You mean those people that were born in the digital age so that it’s second nature to them?

Buy two presidents, get one governor free!