holy shit i just assembled stuff in my blender for it to not run because i forgot it was already low on battery 💀💀

it could’ve been worse. but it’s a really cute first to have a deconstructed smoothie. FUCK

ah fuk i think at this point i can give up trying to figure out how the roaches are finding their way in

hmm would rather be sad and filling your head with negative thoughts instead of empty?

a coworker showed me one of of Blackpink Jennie’s performance clips which could be described as rather uh daring

me: oh that clip i’ve absolutely never seen that before

proceeds to talk about this Blackpink liberated girl-positivity vibe that they seem to have ended up going for, and 4th gen is straying away from it with underwear that would unapologetically for the sake of proper coverage

tho i wonder what she thinks of the fact that i was 0% tantalized by Jennie’s mm spread. yes po ate i’m either gay or a porn addict

having some stupid naive daydreams again about working in the government kung matino lang bayad saka hindi tanga yung mga inihahalal na lider pukinangina

cRitIx

wala e wala talaga mangyayari kasi yung karamihan sa dapat nangungutya e takot na takot na tawaging bobo tong kumag na to. napakauseless sumagot

likely the biggest VP downgrade in history. sobrang bobo putangina. dapat diyan pag kinakausap saka kinukutya mo sa hearing e straight to the point saka matapang kahit kasing walang kwenta niya magsalita. dapat meron din anti-Uniteam na Gadon yung tipong sasabihan na imbes na sasabihing “we are not asking about the informants of the surveillance, but instead the which groups are of interest for the said operations” e dapat ang sasabihin “Miss VP hindi niyo po sinasagot yung tanong. Hindi porke English at tunog mahinahon e may kwenta yung lumalabas sa bunganga niyo. Di ba kayo nahihiya na pera ng taumbayan yung ginagastos niyo sa di niyo matukoy na paraan? With all due respect Madam parang wala kayong pinagkaiba sa mga palamuning salot na umiidolo sa inyo.”

would it be considered motivation if you’re not in the mood to not do things

i had a feeling lmao but like at least commit to the vibe. if you’re gonna put in effort cooking you might as well try and make good food HAHAHA wala e kumbaga mairaos lang talaga galawan

went into this massage place less than 5 minutes away from my place and coolio they’re open til 2am

the receptionist was this sketch dude who you probably won’t even trust to run even an internet cafe lmao

he offered the 2-hour package but i figured maybe i’ll do 1.5 for now

ugh the place feels sketchier than i’m giving it credit

“um pwede po ba yung 1 hour package na lang”

“ay sir nasulat ko na po kasi” points to some accounting book thing

“pwede po 1 hour na lang pero same price” me internally: WTFFFFFFFFFFF HWELP MEIH

ate therapist: ge okay lang yan

proceeds to give hopefully the blandest massage of my life, but it’s not terrible so okay they’re trying

3/4 of the way through, ate therapist: sir gusto niyo po yung extra service something something

wat

me: de okay lang thx

ate goes out to get towel to wipe out oil

ate therapist pagbalik: try niyo po? try niyo po?

me: ah hinde hehe

kuya receptionist/scammaz: hands out P400 change for a P1000 payment for a P499 massage

me: eto na lang amin na 1k q abot 500 para sa math

internally: keep the change HAHAHAHA pls let me go

tip kay ate kahit papano because she’s probably trying to just do shit

kinda weird. HUHUHU sana di nila ako makasalubong sa daan they’re literally less than 5mins away

also i wonder ano pakiramdam ni ate na mahindian siya sa ganong offer HAHA

and the environment just feels sooooo uninspired i know it’s the kind of work that most people would rather not want to get into pero the therapists i’ve been with who do well talagang may difference na you can tell they try to master their craft. if most of the bland therapists can be inspired by someone to do better (and ofc be paid well) they’d probably do a better job and get more regulars and better tips

my next post

halfway through the workday i was sooo dead and sad and disappointed and at a complete loss of energy but when i was finally off duty i sprung up like how Dobby felt like when he was a free elf

am i dying soon

“City of Dreams”? Whose “dreams”?

The world if the Passion of the Christ and the death of Jesus isn’t the climax of the Bible, that everyone conveniently forgot about everything else that was in it because the worst that one could become is Judas and the worst sin is treachery

pang-apat na Jopay na yan sa videoke ng kapitbahay in the last 2 or so hours

di pa ata nauunlock ibang kanta HAHAHA kulang sa level/pp yung account

the other day some plumber/maintenance guys went in here to fix my sink

it was weird how they used some plastic tubing to connect the p-trap to the wall

apparently they snipped it off of my washing machine hose thing without my permission

not that it renders my washing machine useless but i just don’t understand what the fuck is going through their heads malala pa sa asal katutubo??? parang pumulot lang ng sanga sa sahig amputa

makes me wonder if it’s worth starting a career in plumbing kung ganito mga kalaban ko HAHAHA kinanginang utak yan

umm lottery?

but there’s probably a lot of better shit that needs attention

mga attendant sa grocery: sir baka gusto niyo po yung Datu Puti na Toyo, naka-promo P29 lang naka-markdown kesa po yan P47

me: PUNYETA ISULONG ANG KARAPATAN NG MANGGAGAWA de okay lang mas gusto ko to 😊

salamat ayel okay na

istg so many of these stupid entrepreneurs are gonna lose their businesses because it’s being ran by stupider as fuck VAs

andugyot HAHA