I’d bet it’ll have a good draw out of the Xennial crowd that grew up with these characters Saturday mornings and were the right age when Roger Rabbit and Space Jam came out. I’m 44 and thought both the Rescue Rangers live-action/animation and Day the Earth Blew Up were fun nostalgia trips.

An even greater amount of cropland is being used for animal feed, something ethanol crops double dip in because they use byproduct from that process in feed. Eliminating ethanol and the luxury of cheap meat would go a long way in reclaiming our crop lands.

All we are… is dust in the wind, dude.

Works best if it’s next door to a Spirit Halloween shop. The cults of bad religion and consumer spook night are the last decomposers to show up on the carcass of a dead suburban intersection.

You get a copy of the coveted 1977 Topps Star Wars #207

Did you forget she was Naboo royalty?

That’s what they said about another inventor, John Dildo.

Neutering is what you do with something you want around but not making more of itself. Techbros get sent to “live on the farm with grandma”.

MJ sounding like James Earl Jones off camera would be… it’d be something.

Just make sure that with your last moment you make them pay dearly, at least three for one.

Beastmaster is one of my all time favorite sword and sorcery flicks, with location shoots and big sets made to look “ancient”. Then they made the sequel and said “fuck that, he takes a portal to modern LA”. It’s even better now because it’s an unintentional time capsule of 90s LA.

Mine’s 82 and been in some sort of office since 1974, senator since ‘09. And he’s running again. I’m kinda surprised the MAGAts haven’t primaried him. He’s not anti-Trump, but also not really invested in the vision, more of a classic “good old boy” Republican.

Could be a message from Humpty Dumpty.

That’s why I referenced plants, not animals. Also, don’t fool yourself. The bulk of your meat is not grazing in a field even if the packaging label makes it look that way. It’s knee deep in shit-mud and shoulder to shoulder with it’s kin in a CAFO or tearing up the native vegetation on the public lands out west.

From the agricultural perspective- we’ve got billions to feed and that isn’t going to go away. Better ways to use the land we’ve turned into fields is a different subject, but between plant’s need for solar and how they’re harvested it’s a no go. Wind capture is an option though.

For what’s left of our wild spaces- we’ve already fucked so many. Solar may be a lower impact on what remains but there’s millions of acres that have already been converted for our “needs”. We should focus on generating our power in the areas already developed before talking about dropping more manmade structures in the wild.

Improvise, adapt, overcome.

This one was meh oberall, but Punk bringing back Miseria Cantare for his walkout and honoring Bo (and Larry) will be a highlight my punk heart long remembers.

Hmm. This doesn’t sound like the reply I’d expect out of an opportunistic bottom-feeder. Sure you’re a catfish?

Defendant: “Your honor, ChatGPT agreed I was totally good to drive. If you indict me, you’re indicting Silicon Valley.”

Judge: “Well… Yeah, nevermind. Dismissed.”

Families of the middle school marching band that died in an inescapable inferno: “😐”

If SPLC is sponsoring white supremecist organizations, won’t stopping them cut into ICE funding?