I got “harry potter and the rash on the way home”

I think they probably see us as stupid gods

Is that Laci Green?

How was it supposed to work? Was it supposed to scan received dick pics of anything gross because people do have eyes they could use…

I’m really hoping that’s in Fahrenheit

One of my favourites to think about is “How are you?”. Taken literally that question makes no sense. “How are you?” “Well one day my parents had sex and I sort of grew from there…”

My favourite is the (apparently) Australian saying “I’m so hungry a could eat the ass off a low flying duck”

It’s our first kid as well. Shitting bricks but I’m almost certainly less worried than her so I think my role is to basically support her as much as possible. Thanks for the advice!

Ex wife and ex Ian

My wife is preggers so I’ve got all this to look forward to .

This brass band cover of Radiohead - Motion Picture Soundtrack https://youtu.be/ZeI0PXj7LIw?si=BlnYr_o8IfJ9FKy9

My cat is ginger so he gets “ginger shit” a lot of the time

It is if you’re also a woman

How are they going to stop someone bypassing it by just holding up a photo of someone older? Like cameras can’t tell the difference between 2d and 3d.

Ah that makes sense. No wonder I couldn’t find it, was looking for recreational drugs

What the heck is maid?

Looks so good!

I think it’s supposed to mean “along with” so an exhibition (eg art) along with a sale but I could be wrong lol

or Abnormal Dysfunction of Hardness and Duration?

This is my favourite photo from my travels in India