Might your day be improved by … A dildo going in and out of an orifice?

Getting married and having kids is not the ultimate goal in life. Frankly, the planet already has more humans than it needs.

For real, though. Pick the cop least likely to be on a power trip.

All the best cops wear high-viz

Don’t be a pedantic dick. He was saying that the generation of the Tacoma that is pictured here as the small truck was highly capable. There were 4wd versions produced and with a lift they were some of the most versatile vehicles ever made. There’s a reason why militaries added machine guns and artillery cannons to them sometimes. Don’t act like you don’t understand what they were trying to say.

That was great. I hope the ai that made that was also ironically and horrifically resource consuming.

Removed by mod

Weird analogy.

Bernie Sanders 2024!

Haha. I was trying to make the joke without actually being offensive.

I didn’t use that word, I just made you think it.

Without luxury and communism, you just get fully automated gay space.

Yeah! Screw insulin pumps, we need glutathione pumps.

Bourxjeauxaseaux

I wonder if the credit card processor takes their percentage of the transaction and then kicks some of that back to the retailer for donations. It seems like that would end up being a tiny amount of money, though.

If you know, why not take it down?

I think the new version of net metering pays homeowners less than it did previously, for power that they feed into the grid, disincentivizing rooftop solar.

And a falling human birth rate is good for the environment

A man can dream.

Why sit there feeling sad when you could be making real progress towards being sad, fat, and gross?

Adam’s target audience must be teenagers. That was hard to watch.

I like how each subsequent time the dollar amount is mentioned, you learn that the previous number had been rounded up.

Man awarded $1m is glad to receive $900,000. That $898,000 will make him feel better but is $897,600 really adequate compensation? However, it’s kind of unfair that the tax payers end up footing this $897,550 bill.

It fits right in with this bad cop story.