I know, trump would never just write a white paper, he always submits to peer-review journals.

Only soy has the ear of the president

Lemmy famous should be a thing.

Has anyone seen Academy Award nominated actress Margot Robbie lately?

This is a charged issue, people aren’t downvoting you so much as expressing anger at what’s happening. Good use of nottheonion.

If Lemmy could up its porn game, reddit would just be bots saying catchy things to each other.

When I click on your name, I see you are here to argue.

I dunno, have you seen how big that thing is? You can fit a lot of guillotines in there.

There are people who are quietly living a great life with wealth, I’ve met some of them. Money only amplifies who a person is, because it gives them a bigger platform to act.

You know that person who can never have enough, and has some big hole inside them they keep trying to fill from the outside? Give them a few billion and here you are.

For the rest of what country, Haiti?

Good to know, I believe I heard it expressed wrongly in US media then.

The metal kind cut better, make sure you have one of those as well.

It’s their second trip to the buffet, they deserve what they asked for.

Rich people, mostly.

I met Captain Crunch around 2012, really nice and still insanely curious about phone systems.

Target sent credit card information to the back of the store unencrypted. Bluetooth didn’t need encryption because nobody can get that close. You could stop 50% of malware by changing the name of your windows directory. Security through obscurity was believed to work, every automated oil rig in the gulf was operating in the clear even into the 2000’s.

Wild times.

Waiting to hear the boat was trafficking people and the intel was wrong.

I wish I could say that’s a joke.

Since 9/11 they’re generally locked off from the public in the US. I attended some mass casualty and terrorism training and we talked with someone who ran their city water and sewer. He had a neat plan to radiate the city water system he helped them defend against.

Fucking our sharks, you mean.

Mostly I try to make people laugh, but more of an awkward laugh.