…or we could raise our children to not be landlords.

r/maliciouscompliance

Oops, bad habit.¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Nobody tell OP about rental application fees, they’ll explode.

I’d say more than a noticeable spike has already occurred. It’s trending with popular Youtube Streamers & although I have had very little interaction with Linux subreddits or Lemmy instances; the algo feeds me Linux posts constantly. Admittedly, I do enjoy the tech savvy & intelligent. So I guess the algorithm is working, in this case.

Oh, you sweet summer child.

Start by simply looking up “Napster”.

I’m talking about Linux OS overtaking Microsoft OS on the world stage. Aren’t we on the same page? …or are you on stage with Larry Page? Don’t mistake the Stevens for a misconcepted meanin’. It’s all leanin’ towards Linux cleaning up the cynics.

Yo.

If you want the best experience, check out the White Dragon Cut

as long as they actually end.

…most great things in life finish their journey unwrapped, *no neat package included. Closure sold separately ^^{atthepriceofimaginationforthosewhoexperiencedsaid}thang

Examples:

‘Star Trek’ only voyaged 3 of 5 years (unless you count the animated series.)

Life itself, under normal circumstances (unless you are a flower or rich human)

Episode 1: We examine ‘Firefly’ & determine it wouldn’t have been as legendary had it been longer than a single season.

Episode 2: We examine ‘Weird City’ & determine that it would’ve went to shit because… ya know; YouTube.

Episode 3: We examine ‘It’s Bruno’ & determine that it would end up like ‘The Bear’ had it been renewed.

Episode 4: We examine ‘Jury Duty’ & determine that the first season was all that was necessary.

Episode 5: We examine ‘Moonbase 8’ and break the mold. We want more.

Episode 6: We examine ‘Other Space’ & determine that it was fun, but a good call to end it before it outstayed it’s welcome.

Episode 7: We examine ‘Police Squad’ & get distracted with advertisements for the new ‘Naked Gun’ reboot.

Episode 8: We examine ‘This Show’ & determine that it is not necessary & it’s fine for things to not have an extended life.

Why did you get rid of the nice furniture your grandmother left you???

Did a buddy leave a cup-ring & you decided to put it out on the street? Or did you sell it for a video game or drugs? Was it smashed during a really wild party by a sledgehammer man wearing leather chaps?

Hopefully not Epstein’s beach.

Apparently presidents like Trump & Clinton flock to any location with sand & scantily clad minors.

I don’t know many people over 80 that don’t need a shit ton of daily assistance.

They spend most of their time at home (or, all too often; forgetting where they even are)

Now… I ponder to myself; Dost thine elastic bands of suspension have true justification, or perhaps thyself dost maketh a statement upon modern fashion?

Superior Jeans ^(or how I wrote a poem & you learned I was da bomb)

I own a pair of stretchy jeans; they make my legs look mean

Superior jeans are an obscenity

I feel superior in my gender-indfferent-inity

Blue, gray - you always tend to fray I still love you anyway

The ‘Council of Jean Superiority’ has gathered & deliberated on the status of your jeans.

The consensus is in. Congratulations!!

Your jeans have been deemed superior

So that’s why the Mongols invaded China!!!

Yes, although you are now depriving yourself of having a superior belt, or; dare I say … superior suspenders!!

My question is, where does one purchase a pair of superior jeans, and are they really as durable as the name implies?

…or is there some other aspect that makes said jeans superior?

Bring a gasmask & disinfectant.

Also, he would have the door gilded in melted down stolen soccer trophies. He’s decided to keep Big Bird as well; forced to do public service announcements on Fox News. (The PSAs are just “Big Beautiful Bird” reading his latest assbrained tweets.