He is stupid, but in this case (banned from the country for criticizing China’s treatment of Uigher Muslims) he happens to be right.

May as well have a laugh after you’ve called the Bondulance.

Bond name’s the James.

Go all the way back, back to the beginning of games at Microsoft.

Can do, my man.

Sir…

There should be 0 elected officials who can’t be recalled. Call it the Fetterman-Sinema rule.

H-he was just trolling the media! He cares a lot! About me personally! He tells me so in my fantasies where we hang out and become friends.

• The average MAGAt

If we must have an eyesore, it may as well be a useful one.

Here’s the polymarket odds on liberals acting on the next conspiracy…

We can drop, like, 5 fewer bombs on brown people.

I can’t help but sympathize with people who think “fuck it, gonna focus on my own happiness.” Life is short, and normal people’s ability to have a say has been sabotaged.

I, for one, am in favor of undoing everything he does and deleting Trump from history, unperson style.

It’s probably not the best way for future generations to learn from our mistakes, but it would upset him the most, and that’s what I think matters.

My dog loves moving into my spot whenever I get out of bed for any reason. It’s gotten pretty easy to suspend my sympathy and move her ass.

God, please don’t. He’d design the next one.

Let’s meet in the middle: do what you like with the Epstein ballroom.

Sure, lots of people. Just not the group of people spending the majority of their lives communicating online.

“He’s just trolling the media, he actually deeply cares about me.”

• MAGA cultists

This from the same judge who tried to hold their lawyer in contempt and had it thrown out by a higher court in the span of, like, a day?

It reads like a joke but it’s just a straight description of how flat earthers think.

Sorry, we’re fresh out of backbone. Could I interest you in some complicity?

The sequel, “Today is Monday” is a slog to get through.