You are in fact correct, I asked my birder colleague and he said it was a carrion crow!

I have a t-shirt that says “Unfortunately peanut butter”.

No, “AI” can’t “take a shitty photo I took myself with my phone and make it look professional”. It can maybe make it look less shit, to an untrained eye.

Getting decent shots taken by someone who knows what they’re doing (regardless of gear, even) is absolutely not the same thing. And that’s before you get to all the environmental and ethics issues around it, so it certainly isn’t “free”.

I mean, you do you, and if auto-tweaked snapshots serve your purpose, more power to you. But don’t think for a second that you’ve made a photographer superfluous. You weren’t her (or any photographer’s) target group to begin with.

A not too long one, for portraits, say 86 to 135mm, and a fast one at that? Absolutely.

There’s rooks, crows and jackdaws around here, and it gets pretty easy to tell them apart. Rooks are slightly bigger than crows and have a thicker, bigger beak (often with the lighter bit near the head). Jackdaws are slightly smaller than crows, and they have this silver-grey top and back of the head

Anyway, I’m pretty sure I shot a took, here. I’ll see if I can confirm with a colleague, who is a massive birder, but I’m already pretty confident.

Edit: my confidence was, alas, unfounded, my photo was of a carrion crow.

There’s also lots of people on pornhub, do you think FP posts there, too?

A mild nausea, usually.

“Do we have a spare? We don’t? Tch, unfortunate.”

Plus zero LLM slop everywhere.

But if they make the sd card slot smaller, you won’t be able to fit an ad card in there, duh.

![Shrimp on an office chair](https://discuss.tchncs.de/pictrs/image/cd36a359-5165-49c5-85b3-0cd3425680ee.jpeg "Rate my build)

“Try to keep out the worst malware’d packages”

I have this one, too! Well, actually, I have two of them, as I also wanted one on my desk at work.

I have the shrimp in an office chair, too. Twice.

…that we know of.

There’s a small herd living at walking distance from my house, I often see them (and take pictures of them too, of course).

“Plop”

If “mandatory overtime” is needed outside the realm of multiple catastrophic surprise events on a company-ending scale, your “project manager” is absolute shit.

I’ve heard it describe as a lifestyle, not a religion.

Slop and spam in one project, that’s going to go over well in these parts…

The FUCKING croissant tray.