Hey everyone! This guy doesn’t eat ass!
Hey everyone! This guy doesn’t eat ass!
You missed one at the end
GET UP COME ON DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS
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Ctrl alt del throws a system interrupt that ctrl shift esc doesn’t so in this situation Ctrl alt del probably makes more sense
Must have gotten this burger from Harvey’s
I remember reading somewhere that this is the case because we tend to track the passage of time compared to amount of our life it is. So like 10-20 was half your life, 20-30 was a third of your life… etc
Fair enough but still it’s not gonna be like a blowout
Them slowly getting a flat is not going to cause an accident. The low pressure warning is gonna come up well before anything dangerous actually happens
They make car restraints for dogs. A 70lb dog deciding he wants to sit on your lap while you’re driving a 1 ton death machine is not acceptable.
Maybe you should be running these kind of posts through a SpongeBob mock generator
It’s SatansMaggotyCumFart. He’s being sarcastic as always
My problem with this kinda question is always the fact that I have kids. There is so much I wanted to do in life that was made essentially impossible by having them, and I wish I could go back and push having them off a little further out so I could have achieved a bit more. I guess if I could go back, but be guaranteed that I’d end up with the same children, maybe at a later date, or maybe just accomplishing my life goals earlier, then I’d be able to hit that big red reset button.
I think it’s starting to fall out of vogue. We didn’t have our kids circumcised cause like… why bother? My mom told me and all my brothers are circumcised cause she thought uncircumcised penises looked weird. I do not really care what my kids genitals look like…
I was expecting there to be a coffin on the carousel
Trigger warning: this is a JRE clip, but there’s always this: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HIRzpga121E
Was supposed to be the thing the kid says in the “pork chop sandwiches” Gi Joe spoof, but everyone seems to think it’s a reference to Jeff Dunham
Maybe a translation of what the sign said? “#badthewrong” especially feels like some kind of bad translation
There’s an amazing movie called “Sound Of Metal” that is about a musician losing his hearing like this. Definitely worth a watch.