badges. BADGES!

Mushroom, mushroom

Whenever someone says “badger” I’m likely to say “mushroom mushroom”

as standard, ACR data isn’t used for advertising purposes without consent

Consent presumably being a sticker that says “by opening this box you agree to the terms of service”

I think he goes by Mamdani now

Nah your mom is a star

Third behind open sourcing MS Comic Chat and 3D Movie Maker

Like, is luge a sport but not automotive racing?

Carve this in clay and put it in a cave. A thousand years after some societal collapse wipes out all digital data, this will be the only thing archaeologists will have from our time

A video like the famous “two guys chilling in a hot tub, six feet apart 'cause it’s not gay” but it zooms out and it’s this

But those are different

For sure not with that outlook lmao

It’s from today’s Apple event, and the scene is a young couple moving into a house together. The girlfriend video calls another man and starts chatting, and the boyfriend is left looking at a video of this other man on the phone’s second display.

The joke is not “it looks like the girlfriend is cheating on him”, but rather “showing a video of the person you’re calling on the display facing away from you has no obvious use cases except for cuck play”

💚💚💚

Whether you’re counting in dollars or lives

I miss 20 years ago when this is how I’d interpret that

Linus’ photo also showcases the default Linux experience