Do the Charmin bears crap on TV?

not enough room in the bed to fit a bicycle, the Cybercuck is one of the best $100,000 deals around!

yew can do it!

“Don’t put metal in the science oven!”

A Young Republican expressed his love for Hitler

“Turn me on, dead man” —The Beatles, allegedly, in reverse, on ‘Revolution #9’

“Mine is the only opinion that counts” -Judge Judy

First Amendment was the practice amendment to the US Constitution, so it doesn’t really count, ya know?

“nekkid terrorists…on bi-cycles!!!”

that’s so much more terrifying than a Portland resident in a frog costume dancing in front of a passel of cosplaying ICE thugs, isn’t it, Mike?

“Don’t broadcast bad breath…”

the struggle continues

there’s still a few hours left to work on that piece prize, sleazeball…

He would most definitely win the Nobel Sleaze Prize

The Great White Worm has spoken!

fn droids can’t take a joke

keepin’ the ‘if’ in tariffs!

Have I Got News For You on CNN manages to sneak in some real news amongst all the joking around

The Almighty White Worm has spoken!

The Frog was intensively terrorizing!