While you’re at it, why not silverfish?

I’d rather live somewhere habitable than somewhere with “valuable materials”.

Are you joking or do they actually do that??

RIP little baby. I always feel guilty when watching fireworks…

If they retired, they’d just get untired again.

I love how fish have such weird faces!

Do you want a rebellion? Because that’s how you get a rebellion.

I went to the zoo today! Didn’t get very good quality pics, but putting them here anyway.

I’d take an artifact and bury it on another side of the world just to fuck with archeologists.

Then I’d go to the South Pole and put a sign there that says “way ahead of ya” with no context or other traces of human presence.

I still don’t understand how at the same time, men are feral beasts who can’t resist the urge to rape someone because checks notes they saw her hair, yet they are the logical ones who can be trusted with power and responsibility.

List of people who are suprised:

Also wind and sunlight literally come from the sky, which is like, the number 1 thing associated with divinity of all time.

You mean civets.

How could you forget tuxedo?

like those cartoon characters that hit their clock with a hammer

Hawaii is wayyyy too small to meet the coffee demands of a country as big as the US.

People actually do that? I only take a few painkillers when I’m on my period.

Free tube tying is really different from forced removal of a healthy organ, which is just mutilation.

I’m going to remove this guy’s lungs if he doesn’t shut the fuck up

No abortions = no arteries