i_drink_bleach [any, comrade/them]

I have a lot of things to say about this. I am very upset. Please, allow me to elaborate:

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Capitalism working exactly as intended. People actively simp for this shit.

My bones hurt. I didn’t even know your bones could hurt, but here we are. I crushed a spinal disc in my mid twenties (always lift with your legs, kids). That shit has not stopped hurting for over twenty years. Apparently I can get it fixed with spinal surgery, but insurance won’t cover it, so it would cost as much as a house. Yeah, guess I’ll just deal with never-ending low-level pain with occasional spikes of blinding, utterly debilitating pain for the rest of my life. Can I at least get some opioids for the constant unending pain? No? Cool, thanks. “Best country on Earth.” Yeah. Keep telling yourselves that.

“Stupid three-point sling! How dare you defy me! I’ll kill you you stupid f----- fuck! How fucking dare you?! I will kill you then burn you to the ground then piss on your ashes, motherfucker!!!” *gunshot inside car sound* *absolute silence*

Edit: Didn’t seem convincingly white nationalist enough. Fixed now, unfortunately. I hate that I can channel that.

one of the users goes out and shoots up a CVS as a result

Just one?! Really? I think you’re being a little too generous in your accounting.

Don’t forget neo-nazi reactionaries, KKK guys (Venn diagram overlap, but still separate groups), nazbols, groipers, Yarvinists, etc. It’s a long-running joke that the left is so dis-unified because of all the disparate ideologies, but holy fuck. At least leftist are striving for the same goals, even if they disagree about the route to get there. The US right is such a fucking mess it’s not even comparable.

There is no unity between “Adobe’s” product line because Adobe doesn’t make products. Like Autodesk, they buy competitors then fire all the people that made said product. They don’t share work flows or tool patterns because they are all made by completely different people.

I learned Photoshop on PS2. Not Creative Suite 2, Photoshop 2 from 1991. I still use an ancient pirated copy of CS5. I’ve been trying to transition over to Krita, it has some great tools, but holy shit I hate the way they do layers. Maybe I’m just old as fuck.

I really wish there was a free vector suite that was as good as AutoCAD. I despise Illustrator. I can use it, I’m good at it, but only because I had to be. AutoCAD is hands down so much better at vectors than Illustrator. AutoCAD is an Autodesk product though and there are no human words that can adequately describe how much I hate Autodesk.

You see someone stealing baby formula? No you fucking didn’t.

You see someone stealing diapers? No you fucking didn’t.

You see someone stealing food? No you fucking didn’t.

You see someone that you think looks like the guy that may or may not have assassinated a US healthcare parasite? No you fucking didn’t.

I know you think you want that bounty. I know the fed says they will definitely pay you. They won’t. They NEVER pay those bounties. EVER. There is always a loophole they can weasel out of it with. If it’s the most horrible monster in the world and you are phoning it in because fuck that guy: good, more power to you. If it’s somebody that you actually kinda support on the DL, but you’re phoning it in because the fed said they would pay you $250,000: shut the fuck up. Shut your fucking mouth. The fed will pay you exactly $0. You will never see a single thin-ass dime. You will however be a fucking SNITCH forever.

“Well I just think killing people is wrong.” Tell that to all the people Brian Thompson killed to make the stock price go up a quarter of a quarter of a percent. I should point out that the ghouls he worked with had his replacement in place and operating before his body even had a chance to get cold. Like it never even happened. They gave a fuck about him for all of about five seconds, then they started realizing that they are also not untouchable and beefed up their own security (at your expense). After that they gave a fuck about the bottom line. Then they gave a shit about media spin so they could paint universal healthcare as a bad thing. At no point did they give a single shit about you or your health concerns.