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Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 days ago

bro I don't even wanna work till 65

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bro I don't even wanna work till 65

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Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 days ago
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  • segfault11 [she/her, any]@hexbear.net
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    you have to work but also there’s no jobs 🙃

  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    “You will live and work for 120 years under the iron heel of a bunch of pedophile techbros micro-dosing LSD and macro-dosing cocaine.”

    I am become centenarian jonkler

  • BountifulEggnog [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    I’m in my 20s and I’ve already had enough, I can’t imagine doing this shit for another century.

  • Chana [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Isn’t it understood that even though we can extend lifespans past 80, the brain itself tends to degrade around then, so quality of life tends to deteriorate anyways? So it’s just length of a life, but whether the mental impacts of aging can be prevented.

    That’s aside from the whole labor commoditization angle.

    • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Yes. Imagine if we allowed this technology for pets. Nobody likes to bury a pet. So now Fido is pushing 40, his brain is soup, he bites everything, and there’s nothing behind the eyes. Oh and he’s still strong and can see well enough to aim the bites.

      These doctors are threatening us all with Brandonization

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        Well they did just release a vaccine for dogs that slows down their cell degeneration and increases their lifespan by 5-10 years. But since it decreases degeneration they keep their quality of life until just the final years like they do right now. So idk 🤷‍♂️

  • SoyViking [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    I have to work until I’m at least 71. That is the best case scenario.

    I’m already feeling chomsky-yes-honey just thinking about it.

    • i_drink_bleach [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      My bones hurt. I didn’t even know your bones could hurt, but here we are. I crushed a spinal disc in my mid twenties (always lift with your legs, kids). That shit has not stopped hurting for over twenty years. Apparently I can get it fixed with spinal surgery, but insurance won’t cover it, so it would cost as much as a house. Yeah, guess I’ll just deal with never-ending low-level pain with occasional spikes of blinding, utterly debilitating pain for the rest of my life. Can I at least get some opioids for the constant unending pain? No? Cool, thanks. “Best country on Earth.” Yeah. Keep telling yourselves that.

  • Frogmanfromlake [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Notice how it “Doctor” and “doctors”

    • moss_icon [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      I do think we’ll make significant progress in human longevity within our lifetimes but being able to live to 120 by 2035 is… optimistic lol.

      • Damarcusart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        They’ve been saying that since at least the 90s, the “miracle aging cure” has always been a decade away for at least 3 decades now.

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      Pastor says longevity is the devil’s rubber-band.

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    live

    sicko-yes

    work

    sicko-no

    • vegeta1 [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Me with chronic pains… Live cringe Work agony-deep

    • SoyViking [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Live, laugh, work

  • RedSturgeon [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    120 years of consuming and listening to Mariah Carey

    elmofire

  • chgxvjh [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    I don’t even wanna to work till 6pm

  • volcel_olive_oil [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    well if doctor says it

  • UmmmCheckPlease [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Singing Todd Rundgrens hit song “Bang the drum all day” - but only the ‘I don’t wanna work’ part on repeat

    ~ my morning routine ~

    • WashedAnus [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      I call my job the Sloop John B, because I want to go home

  • LadyCajAsca [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Bruh I have ADHD-ridden forgetfulness, how the hell am I surviving til’ 120?!

  • 9to5 [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    all work and no play

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