The moon would like a word

Wine would like a word

The article doesn’t say that now… Which means you’re probably a real time traveler. Please tell EA to go with Titanfall 3 instead before you come back.

identical unmarked doors

Bro I don’t think you are supposed to look at it to determine which way food goes

Bold of you to assume that someone was touching my peepee before all those craziness

FETAB won’t be in his house or any publicly known location at all tho

Implying that we have ever stopped watching Youtube on our couch to begin with

Sharing one device should be fine. What games are you trying to play?

I don’t see a nurse

Hey who’s to say no if a bike makes you happy

Well ya that was really bad. But it was just that 1 time (also it’s with the credit roll) so I’m going to let it slide. I also started reading a book at that part tho.

And he was not the first item

The delivering part is actually fun tho. The cut scenes are confusing but they don’t really take that long so it’s fine for me.

I always heal my pokemons twice to be sure

They can fix him and make him pay for the debt with interest

No pants for serious mode

Sweating. Always pick sweating.

Now you have to train so hard it turns blonde

just gotta clean the filters regularly

But what if they take you to their planet and show you their advanced society that everyone works a 3-days week and have great healthcare, just to send you back to Earth afterward??