You know, there’s no reason we can’t have anti-drone fireworks.

They don’t really even need dangerous amounts of explosives, they just need a strong net to get caught in a prop.

Drones are pretty damn slow if you compare it to a rocket.

This is amazing

“Everybody Hates You” “More Dead CEOs Please” “Deny, Defend, Depose”

It’s the craziest part of quantum physics. “Why is this stuff having the observed behavior?”

Based on all evidence and theory, the answer is that it quite literally just does.

We got Mr. Really Fun At Parties here huh?

Never heard of Gallows Humor eh?

“must do now” orders are by default responded to with “oh yeah, on who’s authority?”

So I feel that.

Dude that’s awesome thanks!

Wait a second

This is my daily experience with ADHD

Didn’t Domino’s do a stupid Pizza insurance thing?

How was this not obvious when the panic set in with the pandemic.

It’s never about productivity, it’s always about increasing value.

Is it a multi species pandemic yet? I missed 2020-2021 so bad. I loved not being around people.

The amount of technical correctness in this post is out of this world

Man, Mao’s policies got so many people killed that “only” 3-4m people died of famine.

He’s got an incredible kill count.

This is making my brain hurt

Counter counter point: a great number of dicks have touched a vagina

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That’s one thing I appreciate about Lemmy. Without a doubt you are all people of logic.

For a moment, I thought “hmm. What if we all said ‘No, I shot Brian Thompson’” sort of like what happened in Spartacus, but then I remembered that all 6000 slaves or whatnot were executed

The act must be committed with the intent to intimidate or coerce a civilian population or influence the policy of a government by intimidation or coercion

No, see, that’s clearly false. The civilian population did not get intimidated or coerced by fuck and all, and the government wasn’t threatened.

So, nope. Not guilty.

I believe the test was done off the East Coast of Africa. It was actually recorded on the nuclear detonation detection satellite. It may also have been a joint operation between South Africa and Israel.

Cyberpunk dystopia, but without the cool ass shit, just a lot of ways to die horribly.