Rayquetzalcoatl

It’s a tradeoff that hurts? Then go home you silly cunt

Booooooo

Slugma nuts

There’s actually a really interesting story about the leaf blower wars in LA: https://pca.st/episode/c2e284af-5c3f-4416-b6b8-4d9610b80c70

Slugma

Then I hope he’s got butter for his feet

Take this shit somewhere else

This has to be ragebait. However, if not, this fucker should be made to eat his own feet.

Ah that’s actually a great idea

God, is there anywhere that isn’t full of US politics???

Good point! But you can also just wear rings on any finger whenever you fancy

Can you ask the universe when my landlady will lower my rent pls? I don’t understand particle physics

Is the universe more likely deterministic? :o

Ok

Piers Morgan is forced to deny that he’s a deeply unlikeable, unpleasant, untalented cock of a man for the umpteenth time, and not even he is buying it.

But if we’re just making stuff up then the world is madness 🤷‍♂️

Hemorrhoids.

Then they’d be disqualified, as it’s “no weapons”.

I don’t have Netflix but thanks! Chidi is a character from that, I guess? :)

I don’t think anybody insulted you mate - you wrote something that was quite hard to understand, and we were curious about what you meant. OP has clearly put quite a lot of effort into rephrasing and trying to understand your post - that’s as far from an insult as I can imagine.