If the socks are removed or altered your fiancé’s collar will be remotely detonated. The only key is hidden in the farthest stall of this 7-Eleven bathroom. Hope you don’t get… cold feet

Come on everyone! If we clap real hard the Free Market Fairy will come back to life! 🧚‍♀️💸

That researcher is a real life Dr. Hoenikker. Vonnegut is probably shrugging in his grave

Oh nice! I’m trying to do the same. Looking for more long form, thought-provoking stuff instead of the fire hose of soundbites and rage bait