Dwarves are known for being pretty strong, aren’t they?

Pretty sure it’s mostly the one poster

‘*’ is commonly used for multiplication in computer programming, so it’s probably that. Also in your calculator app

It also doesn’t have an algorithm, which would make it difficult to find content you want when there are loads of creators

To you, yes, but to outside observers it would last a very, very long time 🙈

Several bisexual people I know call themselves gay. I also assumed bisexual was included. I think it’s a more general term these days

The character is Infinite from Sonic Forces

It is literally stretch because the difference in gravity at your feet would be much stronger than the gravity at your head, pulling you apart

If it was “die instantly,” then I would definitely press it. However, it says “die a gruesome death,” which kinda scares me, so I’m not sure if I would…

it’s pretty common to call twinks “half’s”

That is a brilliant typo

I also thought that, but I have already saved the meme…

I think they’re referring to video games. AAA games refer to games made by large companies with huge budgets: think Assassin’s Creed, GTA, Call of Duty, etc.

They’ve been pumping out some trash games for the last while

Oh my god it took me too long to realise this was an onion article hahahahaha

There are several ways it’s presented. But anything other than four 8-hour days with the same salary is just trying to pander to the rich people to make it more appealing to them. I personally would feel pretty terrible having to work 10 hours a day, and it would negate the positives of having an extra day off. It’d work for some people but it wouldn’t be a real win for the working class as it would be the same number of working hours even though productivity has skyrocketed in the previous decades

Why complain on Steam? If I remember correctly, League of Legends is downloaded through its own installer and it’s completely separate to Steam

My jaw.

That sounds really frustrating. Some people don’t think about (or actively ignore) how their actions affect others. Sounds like you’re making a good decision for yourself to no longer live with him

That’s a great idea. And you get more content!

Fear is the mind-killer

I think she’s trying to put them off to get them to stop staring. So the opposite of flirting. But it’s not super clear