*global security threat

This happened to my parents in the 90s in Florida. They did a consultation with a lawyer and he told them to stop paying rent. So they did. Saved the money and used it to make a downpayment on their first house. I don’t know if it still applies but it’s probably worth a look.

You’ll have to decide for yourself. I recommend safe search: moderate.

Iistened to an episode of Conan Needs a Friend where he interviewed some bird guy who suggested that the bird that best resembles Conan is the Andean Cock of the Rock. Curiosity got the better of me so I searched for ‘Andean Cock of the Rock’. The first result was not a bird but was instead a poorly made deep fake of Dwayne Johnson breaking one off in a South American gentleman.

This headline would probably generate more clicks if they took out the words ‘candy giant’. Alternatively, it would generate even more clicks were it about an exceptionally large being made of candy.

This screws up the acronym I’m cooking up.

• Republicans
• Enable
• Pedophiles
• Undermine
• Basic
• Liberties
• Ignore
• Constitutional
• Accountability
• ??? I’d rather my acronym be discarded than those files, assuming the turds comply with the subpoena. What’s the penalty if they don’t?

Is this something that can be reversed in a subsequent administration or something we will be stuck with if the rebublicants dont steal the next election?

We probably need an amendment to actually do redistricting fairly, but as long as one side is abusing the process, it doesn’t make sense for the other side to try to continue being ‘fair’. You’re just bringing a fart to a shit slinging contest.

Honestly, this is why I started smoking. Didn’t stop until I had kids. Don’t smoke tobacco, kids. It’s whacko.

I’m crazy. Mark My Words. In 20 years, we’ll have so many microbes capable of consuming plastic people will be removed about their packages not being able to effectively protect their goods from spoiling. The goldfish has spoken.

The author makes a pretty compelling case for letting Phil go. Can you imagine the owners of a sports team continuing to pay a Manager millions of dollars a year despite them getting their asses kicked every time they suit up?

I used to feel the same way about dogs (and children) but you really do come to love them when you get used to them.

This sounds like it would be fraud, bribery, or embezzlement if one of us was caught doing it.

There was a time when I thought Gillibrand was good people but that was a long time ago.

It’s not like this is actually going to effect him or anyone in his circle anyway.

It’s because people associate colons with butt holes.

Other Democrats see Mamdani — a state Assembly member with a history of controversial comments about Israel and policing — as politically toxic for a party whose national success depends on its ability to attract votes in less progressive places nationwide.

So, to the DNC, it’s better to see the winning Democratic candidate defeated in the general now because that will ensure victory in Alabama in a year or three? The propaganda machine will smear anyone who dares to run with a D next to their name. You might as well own it and embrace the positions your voters want.

I’m willing to swap my house with any of these poor depressed oligarchs that feel obliged to flee the city. It’s in a conservative run state if that sweetens the deal.

Also, they make ladies have impure thoughts.

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