Volo Relinquere
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hey now, I’m no idiot!
I am a professional fool.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What is the punchline to the worst joke you know?
18·18 hours agoOne baby nailed to ten trees.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Matt Mullenweg returns as Automattic CEO two days after getting bootedEnglish
23·2 days agogood god just go AWAY already, jackass.
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•everybody always says please be patient i have autism not nobody ever says please be autistic i have patience
26·2 days agoI have autism and patience
Please be.
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politics @lemmy.world•Texas Republican in race for key House seat under fire for derogatory comments
2·4 days agoI mean, so far I haven’t heard Gunbelievable say anything one way or the other about politics, just a lot of cutting snark at bad guns and manufacturers of them.
I’m told Forgotten Weapons may or may not be hiding fascist sympathies (I heard a rumor this is why he and Karl drifted apart), but I’ve watched them for years and haven’t actually seen anything like that with my own eyes, and the parties involved aren’t talking about it, so… he’s fairly impartial? Maybe? I haven’t yet seen anything concrete to suggest he’s a big Trump fan.
This is not to say I know for a fact they’re solidly in the “good guntube” camp like Karl, just that I can’t point to anything that says “this person is a cunt”
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News@lemmy.world•Trump Admin Removes Slavery Context From Former Confederate Statue Site at Arlington
8·4 days agoOh just you wait, after they erase slavery from the past and immigrants and trans people from the present, they’re gonna start on every other aspect of the culture war they despise.
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politics @lemmy.world•Texas Republican in race for key House seat under fire for derogatory comments
11·4 days agoone of the first gun channels I found on YouTube was this guy and I dropped it after just a couple weeks of watching their backlog – sometimes interesting content, abrasively political host. I have since found better replacements, but I sincerely hope nobody allows this dipshit guntuber near the levers of power.
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politics @lemmy.world•Jimmy Kimmel says James Talarico interview won’t air on TV after Trump’s FCC threatened his show
8·4 days agoyhwh
listen, if they can highlight the parts of the bible they like (stoning gays, women’s servitude to men, slavery, many others, take your pick) and yank out the parts they don’t (95% of the rest of the book) for the purpose of dividing this country into bullshit culture wars; then so can any reasonably well-versed and so-inclined preacher do the same with the verses that tell you to love your neighbor, not to fuck around on your partner, or those about Jesus visiting the temple and chasing the money-changers and merchants out with a whip. All it takes is someone that can quote their own book back at them that isn’t also a giant piece of shit, and Talarico nominally seems to believe in the nicer parts of the Bible and not the batshit insane ones.
I can’t read the man’s mind, he might be a more sociopathic duplicitous piece of shit than Fetterman turned out to be – but I’d certainly be surprised if that turned out to be the case, at least Fetterman gave off signs. I’m sure we can at least agree, that assuming he is what he seems to be, it would be better to have the aforementioned MAGA morons following Talarico – and by extension, the nicer parts of the bible – rather than hanging on President Shits-His-Pants every word, no?
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Leopards Ate My Face@lemmy.world•"Having an armed citizenry comes with a price, and that is part of liberty."English
3·4 days agoevery now and again, I think back to this website, and I smile just a little. It was already a site I found amusing before last year, and now, whenever I think about it and visit, all I hear in my head is “not anymore you don’t, fucker”
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politics @lemmy.world•Jimmy Kimmel says James Talarico interview won’t air on TV after Trump’s FCC threatened his show
90·4 days agonothing scares these christofascist clowns like an actual Christian using Christ’s teachings to tell everyone there’s nothing Christian about Trump and his ilk, and I am 100% here for it. That’s the only way we’re ever going to deprogram a large portion of these MAGA morons, whenever this bullshit ends.
Reality sucks in large doses, I prefer to microdose consciousness as much as I can and spend the rest of my time not here
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politics @lemmy.world•Trump, hoping to salvage midterms, makes dubious pledge to give every US adult $5,000 if GOP wins
9·4 days agoAnd I’m sure he’ll follow through on that, just like all his other debts.
Have you tried becoming addicted to Vicodin?
volore@scribe.disroot.orgtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Go on, get on with it then!English
261·5 days agoso you can just straight up fucking lie in political ads now
Now, I could be wrong, but uh… hasn’t that always been the case?
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News@lemmy.world•A Secretive DHS ‘Predictive Policing’ Unit is Analyzing Americans’ Financial Habits and Pulling Them Over
9·6 days agoHere I was just saying smart TVs were the telescreens Orwell warned us about a couple days ago, and now, here we are.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Why are lemmings so touchy about downvotes?
9·6 days agoI’ve no idea, man, I thought made up internet points were dumb on reddit and I thought if they weren’t counted cumulatively, here, people would be less dumb over them.
but that was a foolish expectation to have, however grounded in reason it may seem.
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PC Master Race@lemmy.world•LG smart TVs caught logging audio with screen off and snooping on local devicesEnglish
61·7 days agosure, we’ve already got every other parallel between reality and fictional fascist dystopias that we’ve already had and I’m too lazy to list, why not telescreens, too. Let’s build the Torment Nexus while we’re at it, assuming AI isn’t that already. Just go for broke, see what I care anymore. All hail
Big BrotherLucky Goldstar.



nah, this sounds more along the lines of the guy who tried making MPPP and accidentally made MPTP (instant Parkinsons). With predictable results.
in other words, this dude is possibly about to give himself some horrifying kind of new disorder, but it should probably be contained to just him. Probably.