A soon as I first heard of all this my one and only thought was “Diddy didn’t diddle did he? Diddy did.”
Diddy? Or Diddy not?
Diddy did.
Who didnt Diddy diddle?
Just like Usain Bolt, nominative determinism strikes again.
A bit undercut by Diddy choosing his name though.
Usain Bolt, surprisingly, was born that way.
Eh, his last name is Combs, and you know what those are used for…
ooh good one
“I am a man who wants to die hard. They call me… Diehardman.”
Or perhaps JK Rowling?!
yeah jowling kowling rowling’s way more obvious and offensively lazy in her names.
Fucking Shackleford
shacklebolt, actually. probably because “Tyrone Escapedslave” was taken
I knew Biggie Smalls had a way with words but this is ridiculous
Hold hands and say it like me: The most shady, Frankie, baby, fantastic.
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Did Diddy diddle that little dude’s doodle?
Indeed he diddedUh-huh yeah
When I heard about the charges my first thought was “he wasn’t seriously trying to tell the world with his stage name was he?” But I have to suspect that he was. People who do terrible things just want to brag about it and often that’s their undoing
He’s Jake the Peg, diddle-diddle-diddle-dum, with his extra leg, diddle-diddle-diddle-dum
he should definitely write a song about how he doesn’t diddy kids
This man is called Sean Combs.
He has a preferred name.
Yes, but Sean Combs is the name they use in court. It’s situational!
That is because it is a legal proceeding which uses legal names unless the judge allows for an exception.
That’s great.
Me, I like other people do call me Superman. Some do, out of pity probably. But most people who actually matter, like my employer, the postal services or the taxman, call me John B. Nobody.
This inmate’s name is Sean Combs.
His name is Sean Combs but he is called Diddy because that is his stage name, which he used for decades.
Is the meme a courtroom proceeding?
There’s no stage in court, and there’s no stage in prison, is my point. Diddy died when Sean Combs was booked by police.
Screen name checks out 👍👍
Is Sean Combs not called Diddy?
Where in the meme does it refer to his legal name
At least your username is on point.
Sadly he’s not in prison for combing people
Eh, combing is a form of grooming, and it seems he did that.
