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minus-squarexxce2AAb@feddit.dklinkfedilinkarrow-up37arrow-down2·4 days agoNever stick your dick in crazy - or couches. Everyone except JD Vance knows that.
minus-squareSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·4 days agoJD Vance and I unfortunately.
minus-squarexxce2AAb@feddit.dklinkfedilinkarrow-up15·4 days agoDon’t be too hard on yourself. Unlike Vance, I’m sure you only did one of those things and learned from your mistake. Which is why he’s the Vice President of the United States of America and you… No wait. That can’t be right. …Fuck.
minus-squareSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·4 days agoWell I certainly learned from my mistakes in one of the cases.
minus-squareWhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·4 days agoIt can be fun though. The crazy, not the couch.
minus-squaregravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 days agoI mean she upholstered herself according to Vance’s predilections. She knows what she’s doing.
minus-squarexxce2AAb@feddit.dklinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 days agoOh, no doubt about that. I’m questioning whether he does.
Never stick your dick in crazy - or couches. Everyone except JD Vance knows that.
JD Vance and I unfortunately.
Don’t be too hard on yourself. Unlike Vance, I’m sure you only did one of those things and learned from your mistake.
Which is why he’s the Vice President of the United States of America and you… No wait. That can’t be right.
…Fuck.
Well I certainly learned from my mistakes in one of the cases.
Yeah right, crazy couch fucker
It can be fun though. The crazy, not the couch.
I mean she upholstered herself according to Vance’s predilections. She knows what she’s doing.
Oh, no doubt about that. I’m questioning whether he does.