Does this take me their OnlyBones?
Never stick your dick in crazy - or couches. Everyone except JD Vance knows that.
JD Vance and I unfortunately.
Don’t be too hard on yourself. Unlike Vance, I’m sure you only did one of those things and learned from your mistake.
Which is why he’s the Vice President of the United States of America and you… No wait. That can’t be right.
…Fuck.
Well I certainly learned from my mistakes in one of the cases.
Yeah right, crazy couch fucker
It can be fun though. The crazy, not the couch.
I mean she upholstered herself according to Vance’s predilections. She knows what she’s doing.
Oh, no doubt about that. I’m questioning whether he does.
It’s funny how blonde hair and skin-tight pants can cause every Chud in a five mile radius to pop off.
But holy hell, why do conservatives feel this aching desire to engage in endless plastic surgery? You’re 36 years old, girl. You were Miss Arizona when you had a normal looking face. Now you’ve gone through more noses than a clown at an MMA tournament.
You don’t have to keep doing this to yourself. You’ve got tons of money. You’re under a six foot thick glass ceiling. There’s no upside to continuing this charade. You can just retreat to the country club, marry a Log Cabin Republican, fuck the pool boy, and enjoy your retirement.
Wait, the woman in the picture is only 36!?! She looks like a 50 year old trying to recapture her glory days with botched plastic surgery. She has serious Mar-a-Lago Face.
Gotta have that “Mar-a-Lago Face”.
She’ll be married to Vance before his 2028 campaign kicks off.
With all the plastic in her face I can’t imagine what kind of H.R. Geiger horrors lurk in her panties…
She looks so happy.
“Freed”
In the way that only crazy, sexually oppressed wasps ever can be.
Charlie dying put her back in the limelight, which she obviously loves. He was a piece of shit and probably treated her poorly, and she can afford a nanny so she doesn’t need him. The Kirkless life is good.
