Should have kept it in a jar. That would shut them right up.
Keep it in the freezer so they can suck it like a popsicle
While that’s not really an option for such surgeries since its tissues are used generally, some people do get dildos that are replicas of their dicks before getting the surgery, so that’s a viable option!
I was there when it was removed but I don’t remember it because I was fortunately under anesthesia at the time
2023 was a great year for cunt installation
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I’m a $12,000 removed!
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$ sudo apt-get cunt
Alternatives:
Suck my {shoes, coosh, arse, fist}Also big fan of:
We honestly don’t get why people don’t say “suck my clit” or “suck my lips” etc more.
It doesn’t intrude into one’s mouth the same way. Also, it’s way funnier to say suck my dick when I don’t have one. “I will make you suck a dick I don’t have.” So powerful.
More seriously, I think it goes back to masculine behavior and people being labeled as active and feminine behavior and people being labeled as passive. Due to that cultural connotation, “suck my dick” is seen as more active and therefore more powerful.
Thanks for explaining and yeah, sadly it’s very patriarchal and misogynistic.
Suck my inverted girl dick!
I’m going to eat your face with my cunt
I have very much taken to saying eat my cunt/ass, despite not having a cunt (yet?), but suck my dick does hit hard as well. Use the words that express yourself in the way you want to
Technically, this is the only way to eat the “entire wiener” in the first place, so…
