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YarraByte@aussie.zoneM to Melbourne@aussie.zone · 6 days ago

Discussion Thread 🎨 Thursday 20 November 2025

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Discussion Thread 🎨 Thursday 20 November 2025

YarraByte@aussie.zoneM to Melbourne@aussie.zone · 6 days ago
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    I ate cabbage. The man gets in the car yabbering on. Me thinking wait for it, wait for it. He stops mid sentence gasping for air, winding the window down like his life depends on it. Me laughing so hard I nearly wet myself. It’s has been a great day indeed.

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      That’s dreadful. 😶‍🌫️

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    Got down the bellarine last night. Fell asleep and missed geelong station again and woke up at marshall lol. 3rd time now. The chairs are too comfy.

    But geelong station at 9pm is interesting. Only 2 arrests over an hour while waiting for the bus, no idea what for. Average wed. night I guess. Stupid place to pull shit as the copshop is right next door. Literally walked out the station, nabbed them and walked back.

    But fuck it’s good to have some alone time. Walking here from the bus stop (15min walk) in almost pitch black, no noise except the surf in the background was bliss. Reminded me of when I was kid (13/14) punching cones in the dunes w/ mates and walking back in the wee smalls. Brought back memories. p’s were strictish back in melbs but down here nothing mattered. No questions, no curfew. thinking back pretty lucky w/ that absolute freedom at that age here.

    edit: opium farm looking healthy:

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      Can we trade seeds sometime, I’ve finally got purple poppies after years of failing to get them to germinate.

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        Yea for sure. There won’t be a shortage heh. I think these are ‘flanders red’. I’ll throw you a dm after I collect some.

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      Those are leaping out of the ground

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        It’s just too much lol. Can’t wait to get rid of them tbh although it’s not my decision to make. Suppose I’ll wait until they’re full tilt.

        If it were me I’d do a veggie / herb thing.

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          The good news is they’re probably annuals. My ones are. But the California poppies I planted are prolific self seeders, so if that’s what you have you might need to sneakily pull any new ones up

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    woohoo found an avocado pit splitting in my compost heap. Pot that fucker out and gimme some more trees

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      Cool. They grow and fruit quickly too. 👍

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        You know that adage about “if you can get it past three years, you can’t kill it?”

        They weren’t fucking kidding. I had one that i’d grown from seed, eventually it got so big we had to ground plant it. Of course, ten years later, Cunt Landlord. His lordship didn’t want to leave it so we were gonna transplant, but FIL got trigger happy, started on it himself and sheared straight through the tap root. Still, we sighed, persevered, repotted in native soil, cross fingered and moved.

        Of course it died…or did it? A year later I go around to finally clear out that pot and lazarus seedlings. Not the first time that tree did it either, a bad drought “killed” it ages ago and it came back.

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    I didn’t get the job. They asked for references, I gave them, and they say they won’t progress with me.

    Unless one of my references lost it about me, which I highly doubt, then idk. I guess there was someone better.

    Edit: thank you for the kind words and support 💜💜💜 I sent back an email asking for any feedback, so hopefully they get back to me and I will know what I need to address lol

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      poo for them for christmas

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      Their loss! Asking for references and then saying no is pretty bad form, I vote you dodged a bullet.

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      They don’t know what they’re missing ❤️

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      Booo! 🖤🍫

    • Force_majeure112@lemmy.world
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      Nooooooooooo I’m sorry 😭

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      this is experience , mmkay

      hugs

  • Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone
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    I feel odd because there’s no crisis to fix, no fight for survival.

    I’m wired to be constantly on alert or pushing through another issue.

    But now it’s quiet. And I don’t know what to do.

    It’s an odd feeling.

    Goodnight ❤️

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      When all is well, I wait for the other shoe to drop.

      May it not drop you for, our dear Simon.

      • Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone
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        Thank you ♥️

    • LowExperience2368@aussie.zone
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      Someone told me once that even though the quiet can be tough to sit with, it is a luxury.

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        Maybe it’s that I can actually choose what to do with my life instead of constantly reacting to threats and living in a kind of long term survival mindset.

        It’s feel weird to have a choice.

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        This is why I like the beach I go to.

        I am far away from cars and there are few people. I might hear a boat or a far away train whistle. But otherwise it’s just the water, the wind and birds. It’s quiet. 🫥

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      Goodnight

  • LowExperience2368@aussie.zone
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    Hello. I love reading this thread. You bunch are very entertaining.

    • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone
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      They’re a pack of removed. Not you Low. You’re lovely ❤️

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        spoiler

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        Fiesty removed 🔥

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          spoiler

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      It’s my favourite little spot on the internet!

  • Force_majeure112@lemmy.world
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    Who wants a beer? Cheers 🍻🍻🍻🍺🍺🍺

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      You can’t tell me what to drink 🍼

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      yes please, that would be lovely

      🍻

    • Bottom_racer@aussie.zone
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      Cheers!

    • melbaboutown@aussie.zone
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      🫚🍺

  • Seagoon_@aussie.zone
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    Today at the beach I found a mop of either squid or octopus eggs, the ovules are 5 cm long and joined together in the middle. There were no little animals in them that I could see.

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      Mmm the caviar of the bay, how was it?

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        did not touch it

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          What a waste!

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      Wow, I’m so impressed at the biodiversity your beach has! The last time I went to the beach, I saw dolphins, sea snails, and cuttlefish but no sharks or octopii eggs

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    I think an op shop dud my girlfriend got me was this Tommy Hilfiger sweater. It has a really closed neck hole like it wanted to be a turtleneck then just gave up. So it can look a bit weird when you wear a collared shirt with it, which is what I’d expect you to do.

    And since it’s solid white you can see anything that’s put on underneath it. So you ideally need a plain white shirt because any prints or patterns will just show through. It’s one of those pieces of clothing that’s less of a hidden gem and more like ,‘yep, I can see why this is at the op shop.’

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      Welcome to the world of women’s fashion where modesty means putting on 16 layers.

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      you’d expect better from a designer

      what a disappoint

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        There must be some rich people way of wearing it i don’t understand, like the right combination of clothes to layer they just have

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    Turn on Windows computer for the first time in a while… game won’t open and the computer has high usage doing nothing. Go to open Windows Defender and it’s now linked to my Microsoft account, and trying to make me buy a Windows Defender subscription (and not doing a scan when I click ‘no thanks’). That’s dirty.

    I found a different way and am scanning now but Microsoft get slimier and scammier by the day.

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      I now restart my work PC as soon as it prompts me to because who knows? It might brick the drive and give me the afternoon off. I could only be so lucky

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    Lol

    Best part is it came in the mail with a cancellation of an infringement notice that I took the rap for but did not commit.

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      🐐🪽✌🏻🐍⭐️

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        🙏

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      The worst part of these is that they seem to be fishing for vulnerable desperate people.

      Once I accidentally answered the door to a religious doorknocker who started up all sympathetic about how hard life is these days… I made it a point to say no, I’m doing fine and so grateful for all that I have! His shocked face was telling.

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        Yeah that’s their gimmick. Come. We have free biscuits, a cuppa and an ear to listen to.

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          Yeah. I don’t mind a cuppa and a chat but I’m really not a fan of the manipulation that comes with it.

          Edit: Even more telling? The guy didn’t come back.

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      Ugh so culty 🤢

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        Oh fuck yeah. The yellow bit got me thinking. WTF did this person do to piss off Jesus?

        Also I think it’s a record for the amount of times I’ve typed the name Jesus.

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          We got mashed potato and bacon while Jesus was giving out bread and fish

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            Winning!

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          is the yellow jesus piss?

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            I think it might be!

    • Taleya@aussie.zone
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      submit. Submiiiit. Good sub. Good boy. Now bark! Roll over! good boy. gooood boy. Give me your bank details. Vote right wing. Good boy.

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      Amen 🙏🙌

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      They always seem like nice old people up this way but i dread to think what they’d say if you started asking them more probing questions on what they think about things

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        Yeah nah don’t ask questions or you might find yourself on their recruitment list.

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    Wow I did not think I would be so disappointed but here we are.

    Still not response to my request for feedback, but I’m not expecting them to either. It just sucks to not know where I went wrong.

    I just to want to disappear

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      They probably didn’t know about your jorts.

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        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kzvu69K4a4w

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        Lol funnily I actually told them about that because they asked what I like to do as a hobby 😂

        Maybe they’re not jort people

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      You probably didn’t go wrong anywhere. They’re likely just slammed with applicants.

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      Apply for some pick packing jobs. Lie and say you’ve got a licence and a car. Earn some casual cash while you apply for the jobs you really want.

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      I think you should take some confidence from this experience - you were very close to getting the role if they requested references. You’ll be able to get the next one!

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    Pretty sure I’m either sick with the flu or some kind of gastro.

    Blergh.

    But at least I have the switch to keep me company. Oh and also Gibson of course 🐱

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      Must be the New Office Bug. Hope you feel better soon

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        Thanks man. Feeling heaps better now

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      Hope you are feeling better soon

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      Water and rest for you! Whatcha playing on the Switch right now?

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        I’m playing Mario wonderland. It’s really really good!

        Plus it helps having a modded switch 🏴‍☠️

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    For anyone else who rides the 57 or anything else near the kids hospital. Expect issues. Pic pinched from the OtherPlace

    sinkhole on Flemington rd

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      good lord, what happened there??

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        Something similar to Elizabeth St when they dug out the old Dental Hospital?

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          Cavities?

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            Yah. Steel plate toppers and yonks to fix.

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    Good morning people. I hope youse have a great day.

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      Don’t tell me what to do.

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        Fiesty bunch today.

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          no YOU’RE a feisty bunch today

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            I AM NOT FIESTY TODAY. I AM HAPPY.

            EDIT: Oops I mean feisty

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              feisty, happy, it’s all the same thing

              🙂🙂🙂

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      I feel whatever I want!

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      Happy pre-Friday!

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        Happy Friday Eve!

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      NO

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        YOU WILL

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          And just how do you intend to make me?

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            It’s a good day because Jesus loves you, me and everybody. Spread the love ❤️ Amen.

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              Where’s the inverted cross emoji when you need one?

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                🧹

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                🐐🪽✌🏻🐍⭐️

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                Is that you, Satan?

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                  That depends. If you mean the later iterations of Satan, with all the King of Hell wanting people to do nasty things nonsense, then no. If you mean the earlier versions in which Satan appears to just be the personification of not worshipping the Abrahamaic God then yes, yes I am.

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              He loves you too, downvoter. 🙏

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              But only for appearances Because the masses want to be deceived

              https://youtu.be/dwziWWOvIu0

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                Jesus got a glow up.

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              😑

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